Message from @hedge

Discord ID: 586963142861651969


2019-06-07 21:42:57 UTC  

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2019-06-07 23:47:53 UTC  
2019-06-07 23:48:34 UTC  

"what do i do, i've been raped by a bigfoot. do i call the police?"

2019-06-07 23:48:38 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-06-08 00:00:31 UTC  

Now his friends have no choice but to stop making fun of him for being a virgin

2019-06-08 00:03:56 UTC  

Man Claims Female Bigfoot forced him to have Sex with her, Female Bigfoot forced me to have Sex Peter Caine Dog Training Readyourdog.com

2019-06-08 00:19:20 UTC  

What the fuck, I remember watching a random video from this guy about his raven years ago

2019-06-08 00:19:52 UTC  

I think he said the raven had tried to kill him or something

2019-06-08 03:04:57 UTC  

Thanks woke capital!

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2019-06-08 03:06:08 UTC  

That font styling is giving me hypertension

2019-06-08 04:34:27 UTC  

Reminder to maintain good posture friends.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519739000592793600/586775023390425097/alcoholics-drinking-causes-him-to-develop-a-super-thick-neck-shenyang-liaoning-province-china-shutte.png

2019-06-08 06:51:42 UTC  

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2019-06-08 09:27:09 UTC  

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2019-06-08 09:27:41 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-06-08 09:27:45 UTC  

this still gets me every time

2019-06-08 14:58:11 UTC  

Half the people here and about 130% of who we recruit, right there.

2019-06-08 16:54:10 UTC  

@Tato That looks like Cushing's disease, not bad posture.

2019-06-08 16:56:14 UTC  

I dont care what the fuck it is it makes me wanna have good posture.

2019-06-08 17:01:58 UTC  

Fair enough, I guess

2019-06-08 17:08:43 UTC  

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2019-06-08 17:09:22 UTC  

I had the opportunity to stab this man once.

2019-06-08 17:09:26 UTC  

He was at my college

2019-06-08 17:09:48 UTC  

For legal reasons this is a joke

2019-06-08 17:10:27 UTC  

He's literally an actor

2019-06-08 17:10:32 UTC  

Yeah

2019-06-08 17:10:39 UTC  

He was a snowboard instructor.

2019-06-08 17:10:40 UTC  

Tato you disappoint

2019-06-08 17:10:45 UTC  

Ikr?

2019-06-08 17:10:56 UTC  

My point is stabbing him accomplishes nothing

2019-06-08 17:11:19 UTC  

Yeah u right but it'd feel nice

2019-06-08 17:11:27 UTC  

And look pretty fuckin cool

2019-06-08 17:11:50 UTC  

"Prime minister gets stabbed to death with a steak knife at a community college"

2019-06-08 17:12:38 UTC  

Do you think he's really an affair baby

2019-06-08 17:12:48 UTC  

I'm convinced to be honest

2019-06-08 17:12:57 UTC  

That'd be pretty funny

2019-06-08 17:13:30 UTC  

I dunno chief, it could be any number of dudes.

2019-06-08 17:13:37 UTC  

Hard to say if it was 100% Castreau.

2019-06-08 17:14:07 UTC  

Legend says that Trudeau's Mom got around a little bit