I was wondering what was throwing me off so much

https://youtu.be/wkGbNEEMN0w

lol

alpaca's seem comfy

but thats exactly how it is though

tfw not spreading mayo on sandwiches with a handgun

I dont even like mayo that much but I wanna fuckin do it anyways.

canadian girls cum in fear when they see an american man

Too bad Canadian girls are trannies.

i mean the hijabis

Understandable carry on.

I...

You wouldn't understand Pam.

boomer revolution now

Sieg zeon

Oh god it's real

https://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/13924611.karl-marxs-great-great-grandson-backflips-for-money-while-sleeping-rough-on-kingstons-streets/

Apparently he's a gym teacher.

You know what they say about teachers.
"Those who can't work, teach."
"Those who can't teach, teach gym."

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```Mr Marx says he flirted with his great-great-grandfather’s socialist ideals, but ultimately decided that they did not work in practice. Kingston’s McDonald’s has been the group’s base.```

this was in the featured articles side column

https://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/17741796.police-release-e-fit-after-girl-assaulted-at-east-molesey-conservative-club/

i don't think they'll find a man who looks like that heh

Cop: "what race was the suspect"
Me: "Human"

He looks like lord farquaad

But young

His haircut is Amelie