Message from @Tato

Discord ID: 524736205389037568


2018-12-17 14:50:27 UTC  

fucck niggers

2018-12-17 14:59:01 UTC  

When you see a phrase "avoid offending" you know it's something insanely stupid

2018-12-17 18:02:11 UTC  

Where's the merchant emoji when it's most needed

2018-12-17 18:09:52 UTC  

True

2018-12-17 18:15:57 UTC  

nvm

2018-12-17 18:16:05 UTC  

I was pronked

2018-12-17 18:16:12 UTC  

```“These girls need to pay taxes”, said judge Steve Wellis, “the other day i found out my 12 year old son was paying $50 a month for that belle delphine girl’s premium snapchat. He was saving all his lunch money to pay for the membership, while he was starving everyday at school like a dumbass eating scraps off other students’ trays, had to send him to boot camp, this has to stop.” finished Judge Wellis.```

2018-12-17 18:16:16 UTC  

You don't fucking say

2018-12-17 18:17:14 UTC  

```While premium snapchats are growing in popularity, the IRS is offering internet users a cash reward for reporting snapchat models who make over $10,000 a month with their service. “keep these thots coming” said an IRS representative, “this national debt ain’t gonna pay itself”. Are you thinking about reporting your favorite snap model? you probably should.```

2018-12-17 18:17:16 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2018-12-17 18:20:08 UTC  

The IRS offers that reward to anybody btw.

2018-12-17 18:20:19 UTC  

From what I recall, it's anybody you report

2018-12-17 18:20:24 UTC  

She doesn't even live in US though

2018-12-17 18:20:40 UTC  

You ***may*** be eligible to receive a commission from the IRS up to 50% of the taxes owed.

2018-12-17 18:20:46 UTC  

Keyword being, may.

2018-12-17 18:20:53 UTC  

and up to.

2018-12-18 04:33:50 UTC  

Updated list

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519738825237331979/524444155209056257/image0.jpg

2018-12-18 10:30:54 UTC  

what's funny is they're right

2018-12-18 10:30:59 UTC  

the unibomber is a prophet

2018-12-19 10:51:26 UTC  

I wonder what Varg's deal is

2018-12-19 10:51:36 UTC  

He has no humour, at least from what I can tell

2018-12-19 14:26:47 UTC  

You're just too dumb to understand Varg's witty humour

2018-12-19 16:12:53 UTC  

Got a bit of a crush on him, eh?

2018-12-19 16:13:42 UTC  

You asked me if I'd fuck him?

2018-12-19 16:13:48 UTC  

Damn sure

2018-12-19 16:15:04 UTC  

He's asking for it, dressed like that

2018-12-19 16:15:09 UTC  

What a slut

2018-12-19 16:15:11 UTC  

<:OwO:519747712497876993>

2018-12-19 16:19:22 UTC  

A con man once took 200k from Vargs mother and told her that a friend of mine would bust him out of jail, then went clubbing with it

2018-12-19 16:19:51 UTC  

Nice

2018-12-19 16:20:22 UTC  

Fuck, it's the last season
How am I gonna distract myself when I

2018-12-19 16:20:40 UTC  

'll finally watch the whole series

2018-12-19 16:21:02 UTC  

What show?

2018-12-19 16:21:29 UTC  

My gf told me to watch Bojack Horseman

2018-12-19 16:21:41 UTC  

So that's basically what I have been doing for last couple of days

2018-12-19 16:21:56 UTC  

But it's already the 5th season

2018-12-19 16:22:24 UTC  

And you're not sick of it?