Trump?

Realistically a major or captain

What about cute boys?

Someone you can approach without it causing suspicion at first

In a pinch staff ncos will do

Bare minimum a gunnery sergeant

Will I be able to suck my way up as a boyo

Good luck

😗

Start working on your sucking ability

Loosen up your asshole

Sucking ability: top tier
Asshole: able to fit in a can of monster

I'm ready to serve the U.S. of A.

You'll accomplish great things in the military kid

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That's me giving честь btw

I forgot the english word

I look forward to you being honored during a sporting events half time show for serving half a deployment until you got pregnant

Oh yes salute

Mistakes into miracles

Chick I know got pregnant so she wouldn't have to deploy.

General in two years

She was honored during the 2 period intermission of a college hockey game here. Mad me pretty angry

Was she good looking

Starting to sound like an incel

But I stand by my stance

Women don't belong in the military

*Incel isn't an isult*

Another word to shame men

I'd be much more comfortable deploying with gay men. Gay men are still men. I trust them to be able to fireman carry me if I get hurt. Or drag me out of direct fire

Just make robots already

How about this for having cake and eating it too. Deploying with traps

Traps still have more testosterone than women

Already getting horny

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*I know what you really want traps for*

I'm past my liking trap phase though

I almost entered a relationship with one. Was a bit traumatizing dealing with that bag of crazy and I realized during that time I wanted to have my own children some day

To be young and stupid again

I wonder if she followed through with her suicide threats

The chances are she did