Message from @marms
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We did some stuff with the locals too while there. I joined in a soccer game with the local Somalian kids. Little fucks did nothing but cheat, push and trip. Already ingrained in them at that age.
I was in a reserve unit
So I was just one weekend a month except for two week annual training and my deployment to Djibouti
But did u get mooney
As a reservist I'm looked down by active duty Marines who weren't smart enough to go reserve. And looked down further for being air wing..then again looked down on for being air wing support
I got good money. Tax free
It allowed me to become a neet for a full year when I got home
Outside of being with my ex, it was the best year of my life
Sounds nice
Tell me the us marine secrets. How to whore yourself to the top ranks?
There was one girl that was demoted and njp'd for getting caught sucking off a sgt on duty.
That's not what you do
You aim high or go home
Spread your legs for some lonely brass
Suck off the general?
That's a bit unobtanium
Trump?
Realistically a major or captain
What about cute boys?
Someone you can approach without it causing suspicion at first
Bare minimum a gunnery sergeant
Will I be able to suck my way up as a boyo
Good luck
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Start working on your sucking ability
Loosen up your asshole
Sucking ability: top tier
Asshole: able to fit in a can of monster
I'm ready to serve the U.S. of A.
You'll accomplish great things in the military kid
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That's me giving ัะตััั btw
I forgot the english word
I look forward to you being honored during a sporting events half time show for serving half a deployment until you got pregnant
Oh yes salute
Mistakes into miracles
Chick I know got pregnant so she wouldn't have to deploy.
General in two years
She was honored during the 2 period intermission of a college hockey game here. Mad me pretty angry
Was she good looking
Starting to sound like an incel