Message from @Exquisite Corpse

Discord ID: 561415323215986691


2019-03-30 04:02:53 UTC  

I mena i sort of foudn that out when I almost banged some thot that was cheating on her bf

2019-03-30 04:03:06 UTC  

but said he like knew about it and didnt care

2019-03-30 04:03:16 UTC  

and she had on her prof like

2019-03-30 04:03:25 UTC  

*taken just here for friends*

2019-03-30 04:03:36 UTC  

and then the last pic was a mirror pic with her ass in a thong

2019-03-30 04:03:48 UTC  

*friends*

2019-03-30 04:03:49 UTC  

lol

2019-03-30 04:05:10 UTC  

Whao. I wanna be that kind of friends

2019-03-30 04:59:34 UTC  

yeah the reason I didnt end up bangin her was cause she tried to get me to shave my beard cause she wasn't into facial hair and I said sorry I'm a man

2019-03-30 05:01:42 UTC  

and also was doin this cat and mouse shit and I wasn't about to waste more time on someone that expects me to go to extra lengths to court a shameless whore .

2019-03-30 05:01:47 UTC  

Is your beard better or worse than Tato's

2019-03-30 05:01:59 UTC  

I haven't seen tato's so i wouldn't know

2019-03-30 05:02:07 UTC  

if he wanna post we can compare

2019-03-30 05:02:12 UTC  

n-no beard-homo

2019-03-30 05:02:31 UTC  

but I fricken love my beard

2019-03-30 05:02:46 UTC  

Tato's isn't long enough

2019-03-30 05:02:56 UTC  

and I've jsut stopped shavign all together at this point, tho i might get a new trimmer to shape it later

2019-03-30 05:03:15 UTC  

Im tryna get it to fill in more on the cheeks

2019-03-30 05:03:21 UTC  

and connect

2019-03-30 05:03:45 UTC  

i fidn it gives more volume to my otherwise narrow elf like features

2019-03-30 05:04:03 UTC  

Elf 🤔

2019-03-30 05:04:09 UTC  

elves with beards

2019-03-30 05:04:13 UTC  

we need more of them

2019-03-30 05:04:21 UTC  

elves in skyrim have beards

2019-03-30 05:04:28 UTC  

we need more beardy elves

2019-03-30 16:49:46 UTC  

all cops are bad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519738825237331979/561592922315948063/1553895371849.webm

2019-03-30 23:36:30 UTC  

Damn nigga

2019-03-31 02:16:01 UTC  

wtf

2019-03-31 02:16:40 UTC  

what did elon musk do to deserve that

2019-03-31 03:04:01 UTC  

It's a suicidal patient

2019-03-31 03:04:17 UTC  

cop got busted for selling drugs out his cop car

2019-03-31 03:04:20 UTC  

got 5 years

2019-03-31 03:04:22 UTC  

yeah

2019-03-31 03:04:23 UTC  

:/

2019-03-31 03:04:29 UTC  

hope he gets raped

2019-03-31 03:04:34 UTC  

5 years seems like a bit much dont'cha think?

2019-03-31 03:04:43 UTC  

IDK I think that *in general* prison sentances are too long

2019-03-31 03:04:46 UTC  

just like *in general*

2019-03-31 03:04:46 UTC  

fuck cops