I wonder if I can hire em to set someone's car on fire

It says they contract to corporations too

People hire PMCs for really mundane shit sometimes.

Like escorts from an airport.

In a hostile country.

I mean isn't it already happening in Syria ?

Merc groups

Russian ones.

Afaik

Afghanistan had a stronger track record as far as US use of private forces.

I'd hire like 4 dudes from Blackwater if they'll slash the tires of this asshole I work with and break out the windows and take a shit on his seats

That's peak Ancap

And yeah. Makes sense

Yeah corporate weenies hire Blackwater and other PMCs for hilarious shit that they probably wouldn't need *that* much security for.

I'm just waiting for when CEOs have so much security that we get Caesar-tier personal armies going.

I assume they already do . Just not that we can see

Dudes that have money enough to buy small countries several times over are gonna have a small army of private security

Even if they're in plain clothes

Nah I mean their own, personal dedicated ones. Not contracted out guys.

Especially the ones that know they're killing this planet

Oh you mean closer to full time bodyguard mercs

Soon

President Mickey

Disney takes over the oil companies next

Buys blackwater

Now we are the United states of Distopia

Heh

Just like those alt-art images of mercenaries wearing Disney masks.

Yes

It'll happen dude

Once they urn out of entertainment properties to buy

They'll start gobbling up the rest

Hillary Clinton will be wheeled out with her oxygen tanks in 2040 going MAKE SURE WE SEE THE NEW AVENGERS KIDS

*wheeze* It's what God Emperor Mickey wants ha ha ha

It's 1984 but instead of big brother it's Big Mickey

Pirating movies will be punishable by public beheading

We'll be Saudi Arabia except you can practice whatever religion so long as you give the state money . And if you sin against the corporate state you get beheaded

We already have that

and people like it

The Russians are really moronic if they think Venezeula is gonna end up anything like Syria

That's way too close to US soil for America to play nice