That seems to be the proper solution to most problems

I like that one story about the British commandos being paradropped like weeks away from the Norweigan heavy water facility.

You hand over your country to the brits?

And how they barely fuckin survived making it up there.

I think that book is called The Winter Fortress?

Kek

Only one of them was fit enough to hunt at one point and he was chasing a reindeer for like 6 days.

The eastern front was a meme

So much for Anglo Saxons

What are you

Root

Besides gay

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Derailing

Anyways, Quisling, not exactly being a genius but brave enough to take a side, decided to inform hitler about the brit's plans

And they mostly thought he was crazy, but drew up some plans just in case

Dude, reality is stranger than fiction.

Until they were able to have it independantly verified by an agent in Stockholm

Some of those WWII plans were fucking retarded.

So the germans set sail right away... and actually met the british invasion force at sea 😄

The british agent in... Stavanger, I think? Came down to the docks dressed in his military uniform

Ready to meet what he thought were his countrymen

Until he saw the outline on the helmets 😄

Oof

After which he dove into a bush and rushed back to his safehouse, scared shitless

Rekt

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I think I remember hearing about that from the WWII history podcast.

The British agent part.

Not the rest of the story.

Malcolm Munthe was his name, I think

That’s the big spook

Norway was wild for British intelligence.

Yup

If literally anyone else took charge of the Nazi party and won I feel like ww2 would’ve been against communism instead of fascism

Possibly.

Depends on a lot.

FDR would have to not win the 2nd election in most scenarios.

Dude knew that America had a lot of power to flex around and he knew that if he stayed in the game long enough, he could have all demands met.

And he was super right, as much as I dislike him he wasn't wrong about that. America wins WWII in most scenarios given enough time.

At best thought Germany doesn't win WWII, but gets a decent stalemate. The only win scenario for Germany is 0 hostile anglo intervention, from both the UK and the US.