I'm the pathetic one here

UwU

America never loses a war

Afghanistan also beat the UK come to think of it.

It just sometimes decides not to win it

We secured dem drugs

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Mission accomplished.

Bag em and tag em, we got an opioid crisis to fuel.

😎

Yanks are fucking great at it
They are able to claim the victory no matter how hard are they getting fucked in the ass

They literally believe they won the space race

Is this how Canadians make themselves feel better about not being American?

Yes

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America's Vietnam is our 1812 though.

"Lmao we burnt down the whitehouse guise"

When it was Britain that did like 90% of the fighting.

You should try it again now!

And then they got rekt by the fucking weather.

Well actually it was the US who was the instigator.

America hungry.

Now we run your economy so we don't have to instigate

Exactly.

Now you can just turn the food off.

Jefferson was right.

>turn the food off

Obtaining Canada is a matter of marching and time.

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Imagine that headline

"AMERICA CANCELS FOOD TO CANADA"

Literally what China did with drugs to us.

I'm surprised that doesn't get more media attention

The mean bullies pretend they care about environment

Like if anyone would believe

That our economy is about 80% reliant on the US?

TL;DR all of the snowflake diagonal anarchy flag colors are shorthand for "what initially pissed me off about the current civilization and made me an Anarchist" where the yellow stands for "muh taxes" and is understandable but usually indicates that they havent connected all of the dots

You would think that'd be a great case for Canadians to pursue autarky and other economically independent efforts but even then, Canada's a corporate welfare state for American branch companies.

Kek

Canadians are not at all risk takers and are highly averse to starting businesses.