Message from @Tato

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2019-07-17 21:58:03 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-07-17 21:58:12 UTC  

Imagine walking with your army into Canada

2019-07-17 21:58:22 UTC  

Well they had some boats but it took longer than expected.

2019-07-17 21:58:33 UTC  

And then just not being bothered by anyone

2019-07-17 21:58:49 UTC  

Yeah that's actually what happened.

2019-07-17 21:58:54 UTC  

They took over several townships

2019-07-17 21:58:57 UTC  

At gunpoint.

2019-07-17 21:59:03 UTC  

And people were just like "alright buddy"

2019-07-17 21:59:10 UTC  

And then carried on and waited for British forces.

2019-07-17 21:59:12 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-07-17 21:59:33 UTC  

Why are Canadians so fucking based

2019-07-17 21:59:42 UTC  

That said, the raids accelerated Canada's confederation.

2019-07-17 21:59:45 UTC  

So that was bad.

2019-07-17 21:59:46 UTC  

"We're taking over this town!"
"Yeah, whatever man"

2019-07-17 22:00:16 UTC  

Canada became Canada from the provinces of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, PEI, lower Canada (Quebec) and upper Canada (Ontario) because of the Fenians.

2019-07-17 22:00:40 UTC  

Which then also prompted John A MacDonald to construct a proper state militia.

2019-07-17 22:01:38 UTC  

Unironically, the Fenians plan was to *invade* the celtic parts of Canada and they would just side with them.

2019-07-17 22:01:44 UTC  

Because fuck Britain lmao

2019-07-17 22:01:58 UTC  

*Holds up your town at gunpoint*
Lets kill England together.

2019-07-17 22:02:10 UTC  

They also thought that Quebecers were gonna be the same way and just join them.

2019-07-17 22:03:02 UTC  

It also might be one of the only examples of actual Canadian nationalism.

2019-07-17 22:03:22 UTC  

As a response to essentially being invaded by the IRA.

2019-07-17 22:03:28 UTC  

>Canadian nationalism

2019-07-17 22:03:41 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-07-17 22:03:54 UTC  

Canada is too cute for real nationalism tbh

2019-07-17 22:04:03 UTC  

Yeah when a meme invasion is a source of nationalism you know that ship ain't sailing far.

2019-07-17 22:04:15 UTC  

Like, Canadians are kind of like Czechs to me
No one can treat you seriously

2019-07-17 22:04:29 UTC  

We used to have the 5th largest navy in the world during WWII.

2019-07-17 22:04:35 UTC  

We even had a carrier or two.

2019-07-17 22:04:37 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-07-17 22:04:39 UTC  

Ok bud

2019-07-17 22:04:43 UTC  

WE

2019-07-17 22:04:44 UTC  

HELPED

2019-07-17 22:04:46 UTC  

😎

2019-07-17 22:05:05 UTC  

You reminded me about stories from WWII
When Germany and Slovakia invaded Poland

2019-07-17 22:05:18 UTC  

*ACKSHUALLY* we were so good at WWII, that we were the first to take our beach on D-Day so we helped the Americans take theirs.

2019-07-17 22:05:26 UTC  

Since they were having some trouble all by themselves.

2019-07-17 22:06:14 UTC  

And everytime Polish soldiers got some captives they asked them if they were Germans or Slovakians
And then they usually were killing off the Germans and letting free the Slovakians

2019-07-17 22:06:18 UTC  

And then after that we kinda just clean up. We liberate Holland the Netherlands, some places in France and Italy and that's about it.

2019-07-17 22:06:26 UTC  

Because you just can't be mad at Slovakians

2019-07-17 22:06:35 UTC  

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