Message from @Tato

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2019-07-17 21:53:22 UTC  

But it's irrelevant nowadays

2019-07-17 21:53:27 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-07-17 21:53:31 UTC  

That'd be based

2019-07-17 21:53:36 UTC  

I fucking hate males

2019-07-17 21:53:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519738825237331979/601169691263893515/67174345_2449114348639799_8134008987302494208_n.png

2019-07-17 21:54:04 UTC  

Manspreading is a violation of the NAP and is **literally** trespassing on public property.

2019-07-17 21:54:05 UTC  

Party of Retirees and Pensioners is my favourite though

2019-07-17 21:54:31 UTC  

Kek

2019-07-17 21:54:56 UTC  

I'm not saying we should prohibit males from entering the public space

2019-07-17 21:55:00 UTC  

But we should.

2019-07-17 21:56:20 UTC  

Going back to America fighting Canada.

2019-07-17 21:56:23 UTC  

The Fenian Raids

2019-07-17 21:56:32 UTC  

Are my favorite American-Canadian conflict.

2019-07-17 21:56:51 UTC  

So, basically these IRA terrorists get together and they decide that to liberate Ireland, they're gonna take over Canada.

2019-07-17 21:56:58 UTC  

And the US government turns a blind eye to this.

2019-07-17 21:57:17 UTC  

Why is IRA always so based

2019-07-17 21:57:20 UTC  

And they only had like 2000 guys

2019-07-17 21:57:23 UTC  

In total

2019-07-17 21:57:25 UTC  

If even that.

2019-07-17 21:57:45 UTC  

And the start of the raids is just them walking into Canada, which had an undefended border. It took like 3 weeks before any fighting happened.

2019-07-17 21:58:03 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-07-17 21:58:12 UTC  

Imagine walking with your army into Canada

2019-07-17 21:58:22 UTC  

Well they had some boats but it took longer than expected.

2019-07-17 21:58:33 UTC  

And then just not being bothered by anyone

2019-07-17 21:58:49 UTC  

Yeah that's actually what happened.

2019-07-17 21:58:54 UTC  

They took over several townships

2019-07-17 21:58:57 UTC  

At gunpoint.

2019-07-17 21:59:03 UTC  

And people were just like "alright buddy"

2019-07-17 21:59:10 UTC  

And then carried on and waited for British forces.

2019-07-17 21:59:12 UTC  

<:kek:519747357076881408>

2019-07-17 21:59:33 UTC  

Why are Canadians so fucking based

2019-07-17 21:59:42 UTC  

That said, the raids accelerated Canada's confederation.

2019-07-17 21:59:45 UTC  

So that was bad.

2019-07-17 21:59:46 UTC  

"We're taking over this town!"
"Yeah, whatever man"

2019-07-17 22:00:16 UTC  

Canada became Canada from the provinces of Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, PEI, lower Canada (Quebec) and upper Canada (Ontario) because of the Fenians.

2019-07-17 22:00:40 UTC  

Which then also prompted John A MacDonald to construct a proper state militia.

2019-07-17 22:01:38 UTC  

Unironically, the Fenians plan was to *invade* the celtic parts of Canada and they would just side with them.

2019-07-17 22:01:44 UTC  

Because fuck Britain lmao

2019-07-17 22:01:58 UTC  

*Holds up your town at gunpoint*
Lets kill England together.

2019-07-17 22:02:10 UTC  

They also thought that Quebecers were gonna be the same way and just join them.