Message from @laurefinwë

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2019-07-17 22:04:35 UTC  

We even had a carrier or two.

2019-07-17 22:04:37 UTC  

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2019-07-17 22:04:39 UTC  

Ok bud

2019-07-17 22:04:43 UTC  

WE

2019-07-17 22:04:44 UTC  

HELPED

2019-07-17 22:04:46 UTC  

😎

2019-07-17 22:05:05 UTC  

You reminded me about stories from WWII
When Germany and Slovakia invaded Poland

2019-07-17 22:05:18 UTC  

*ACKSHUALLY* we were so good at WWII, that we were the first to take our beach on D-Day so we helped the Americans take theirs.

2019-07-17 22:05:26 UTC  

Since they were having some trouble all by themselves.

2019-07-17 22:06:14 UTC  

And everytime Polish soldiers got some captives they asked them if they were Germans or Slovakians
And then they usually were killing off the Germans and letting free the Slovakians

2019-07-17 22:06:18 UTC  

And then after that we kinda just clean up. We liberate Holland the Netherlands, some places in France and Italy and that's about it.

2019-07-17 22:06:26 UTC  

Because you just can't be mad at Slovakians

2019-07-17 22:06:35 UTC  

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2019-07-17 22:06:40 UTC  

I guess same would happen to Canadians during fights with Germans

2019-07-17 22:06:52 UTC  

You guys give off a real Czecho-Slovak vibe

2019-07-17 22:06:54 UTC  

Well it would've been harder to tell.

2019-07-17 22:06:59 UTC  

Since we speak English also.

2019-07-17 22:07:05 UTC  

Yeah, I guess

2019-07-17 22:07:15 UTC  

But you speak it with your own accent

2019-07-17 22:07:17 UTC  

In WWI ze Germans used to be scared of Canadians since we were the fresh-er shock troops.

2019-07-17 22:07:21 UTC  

And you could show some documents or sth

2019-07-17 22:07:28 UTC  

Different uniforms too.

2019-07-17 22:07:31 UTC  

Yeah

2019-07-17 22:07:36 UTC  

Would've been the big indicator.

2019-07-17 22:07:49 UTC  

WWI as the big war for anglos though.

2019-07-17 22:08:05 UTC  

In school we're taught that Britain was the bad guy for essentially dragging us kicking and screaming into it.

2019-07-17 22:08:05 UTC  

Seriously though, when I first learned about the Slovakian thing during the WWII I laughed so hard

2019-07-17 22:08:23 UTC  

And then being incompetent as fuck because colonials were a lower class that got sent to do all of the shit jobs.

2019-07-17 22:08:24 UTC  

Because that sounded so realistic

2019-07-17 22:08:36 UTC  

Like Passchendale, Galipoli, and Vimy Ridge.

2019-07-17 22:08:44 UTC  

>Galipoli

2019-07-17 22:09:10 UTC  

Lmao, didn't know that Canadians participated in that bullshit

2019-07-17 22:09:10 UTC  

That was the ozzies but they still got the same shit-tier colonial jobs that we did.

2019-07-17 22:09:20 UTC  

I knew that Ausiess and Kiwis did

2019-07-17 22:09:25 UTC  

Oh

2019-07-17 22:09:26 UTC  

It was also Canadians that first figured out how to beat mustard gas.

2019-07-17 22:09:26 UTC  

Yeah

2019-07-17 22:09:32 UTC  

How?

2019-07-17 22:09:35 UTC  

Which was piss in your handkerchief.

2019-07-17 22:09:41 UTC  

Urea neutralizes chlorine.

2019-07-17 22:09:45 UTC  

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