I wanna get a Toyota hilux and swap a Mercedes diesel in it then emp proof its electronics

Nur that's gay

>small trucks

Retard alert

It's for trails nigger

Shorter wheelbase is better

Double retard alert

tfw no 78 chevy blazer

I miss my bronco

Now you smarten up

Worst thing I did to my trooper was park it out of gear. It rolled down our driveway, bounced off a wall (ripped two bricks out of it) and then it rolled down the street until it mowed down several small trees and got stuck on their stumps.

I like old trucks but they are death traps

And they rust to shit

So

>living in the rust belt

Our Trooper had an illegal third row of seating, let me tell you about death traps root. 👀

Heh

Also >_living_ anywhere where there isn't snow

😔

Trooper like SUV with modern materials and a 4cyl turbo diesel would be my dream

I wish more cars had the old volvo third row seats that faced out the back

Must be fuckin nice to be able to afford a bunch of cars so you can have any choice other than whatever shitboxes you can buy from local classifieds.

But not as skinny and tall so you can drive it in moderate winds right Tex

>afford

Finance goy!

Imagine buying off the lot.

^

Imagine getting dealercucked

Did that once not again

Imagine buying new shit like a richfag

imagine being a poorfag

Yeah that's a fuckin wild world out there. Who the fuck buys anything that's gonna lose half it's value the second you sign the deal.

I dont have to imagine 😎

Stupid people

I dont blame people tbh

Not like youre ever going to own anything as it is

And also

>trusting randos

Pretty much Tex.

Dealers are randos

I bought one vehicle off of craiglist and I did pretty good tbh