So I don't feed her because that's the only time when she's not a savage bastard

but she's still lean because she gets exercise and I don't overfeed animals

also if you spay/neuter animals they require a lot less food

actually I give my dog most of my leftovers

and pan scrapings

she gets any leftover butter/oils/fats/skin on the pan after I'm done cooking

Dunno how people end up with fat animals

Lmao, police came to my house

My mother probably thought that they came foe me again

Why'd they show up this time?

Missing person?

"""Missing car"""

Aaaahhhh I was close.

My father sold the car they both owned

And he didn't get my mother's permission for that

So she called the police that the car is missing

To have some proof in the court

Yikes

Yeah

Classic Dad

Did police come for you before?

Btw today I saw your brown haired clone

Yeah, for weed which they didn't find

My father's case, I told you guys about it

https://www.businessinsider.com/russia-hacked-fbi-to-prevent-tracking-russian-spies-us-report-2019-9

Just in time for the next election.

I don't belive this

((()))russian hackers((()))

https://tenor.com/view/frog-happy-dancing-pepe-excited-gif-12122763

MAXIME BERNIER HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO DEBATE

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/immigration-jobs-fees-china-canada-1.5272394

```A Toronto immigration company offered a job to an undercover CBC journalist posing as a Chinese national seeking permanent residence in Canada for $170,000.

For that fee, WonHonTa Consulting Inc. said, the would-be immigrant would be buying the job and paying their own wage.

And the company said the applicant was to pay the fee to the personal bank account of WonHonTa's sole director in order to avoid taxes.

Jiacheng Song, a manager with a China-based affiliate of WonHonTa, Nanjing Youtai Investment Consulting Co. Ltd., explained how the business works to the undercover journalist using WeChat, a Chinese social media app. ```

that cat

IS SO FAT

I LOVE IT

i want to hold it

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Yeah she's a unit.

You ever think about how all moon Landers look the same in design despite there being 50 years worth of accelerated technology growth?

Think you've mentioned that before.

Or do you ever think about how both attempts to land one on the moon in the last couple years have "crash landed"