You're doing Wiz tier humour rn don't expect me to laugh at your two-digit autistic jokes

Maritime humor'

Is the best humor.

Umm

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/iran-offers-80million-bounty-donald-21219180

Is it really that much

For a fucking President of the USA

inb4 low-effort assassination attempts

cue "Missed me." 2.0

https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/.premium-netanyahu-s-iran-dilemma-how-to-get-trump-to-act-without-being-on-front-line-1.7269100

Old but interesting.

@sardine can i think it would be worth doing it for free.

Chaotic neutral time.

He’s right

Dude what if they put a hit on the Iranian leaders

Like open source bounties

<:OwO:519747712497876993> fc goes to Iran to make bread

Yes.

Fc goes to Iran to make boog bread.

Reminds me of the FLQ.

And how they financed their anti-government shit by robbing banks.

Based beyond belief

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https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/04/app-opinion-section/australian-bushfires-climate-crisis-hockenos/index.html

They're writing about the fact that they're systematically burning down the forests. I knew it. <:varg:531496271920496640>

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Remember when the fires here in California had suspiciously obvious ignition points and precision patterns ?

And how many homes escaped untouched despite the proximity.

It's the sky lasers. They're getting stronger. <:sadfrogjpg:519747431588560896>

There was one in Cali caused by an illegal immigrant.

The jews'll give Pablo $10 to light a match and fuck off.

No it's the lasers. You don't understand

(((LASERS)))

https://twitter.com/DVATW/status/1212640528321396736?s=19

Rekt

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how do we identify religiously here

Pagang is the canon here

^

The cannon is pretty gay