Ill come apply to the gas station

and they'll think Im a literal skellington applyin to the graveyard shift

Alright Jack

The literal only requirement is you can read english and show up to work on time.

https://youtu.be/igTeHBR3v34

My mom lied to me and said she just had allergies

My grandma told me that she lied to me so I wouldn't worry about getting sick

What kind of backwards ass logic

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Alright FC I'm gonna come out in to the open

Oh Lord.

Are you gay now?

I'm all 👂s

The Governor's Office received my request for pardon five months earlier than I anticipated and my request for pardons has been rejected.

Wut

Pardons from?

Nigga what did you DO

Two misdemeanors.

Do you have to go to jail?

Based and criminalpilled

spooky is officially BASED

^

One of which carries a 10 year prohibition on firearm ownership and now I won't be able to apply for a PFEC until 2025.

either that or a public urinator

Ohhh

Rekt.

I was told they wouldn't be processed until after the 5 year anniversary of conviction but that was not the case, I'm pretty sure that caused a near instant failure.

Oh so now you have to apply again after the 5 year?

I wonder if it was a hate crime.

After another 5 years my prohibition lifts.

I was just informed by someone that pardons for misdemeanors after 5 years are pretty common because it's considered rehabilitative.

I can even file for expungement after 10 years and it's like virtually guaranteed.

I think it's the same here.

I've heard of that concept.

And in two years California wont tell any jobs filing background checks about it.

The pardons would have been better than waiting two years. 😔

So THAT'S why you couldnt find a job

Makes sense now

Yeah it didn't help.

I told all the right lies though.

Exquisite "I havent updated my resume" Corpse