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At least your not fat

Thats a mantra

*you’re

Can’t let terl correct me again

It was a reinforced box though

reinforced with what?

It was a shipping container

Fc uniform?

Hawaiian shirts with tac vests?

This but also cat ear balaclava

Hawaiian shirts are the best when ridiculously our of place

Like combat or dead winter

A Hawaiian shirt under a pea coat

I was intimidated by it once

trenchcoat*

First and only other time I saw it aside from the one time my autistic ass ran out of shirts at college

I love trenchcoats but I'm not allowed to wear them

If I saw that root id just leave because people were going to die there and I don’t wanna risk being one of the dead

Yeah

In your Head you wanna look like a noir detective or neo in the matrix but in reality you just look like a pedo or a school shooter

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YEP

thats exactly what I was told

"only two types of people wear trenchcoats. School shooters and flashers"

I was dead set on it for awhile

Thankfully the phase passed

I wore one in my early teen days

with combat boots

I was deep on it like Constantine and bladerunner

>_>;

Oh that

Root I’m surprised you didn’t get arrested

People gave me shit for my peacoat

Everyone at my school knew me

Sadly

I wasn't exactly subtle

Basically they thought I had autism

It’s kinda hard to be when you grow up around the same people

Naw mine were probably convinced I was going to kill them, myself, or just be an asshole to them in class

School shooter jokes were a plenty