Message from @Necrosisinthebutt
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that thing has been a joke since 2017.. not sure why people still put any meaning to it
It's been a joke for longer than that I think.
well really blew of then with metoo
I applied to get a specific kitty
Niice
They asked for two references and like
My landlords number and shit
Getting a cat is so hard
Why do they make it so difficult
This is why I never adopt
They want to dig through your entire life, like fuck off just give me the damn animal retards
uhhh yes do you have a fenced yard, made of chainlink, it has to be chainlink, that is also at least 6 feet tall?
We will NOT adopt out to you if you have children or other pets
The adoption fee is $450 by the way
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that's expensive
Not all of them are that expensive but I can find a cat off craigslist for $30
for free but you dont want the ones that are free
We had to give away kittens once
But once in recent ish years
They were the sweetest
Cause their mom was just this super skiddish stray that hid at the slightest noise and was super quiet until you petted her
Rip Cthulhu
The bottom line is a pet is a pet
Its a dog or cat
Not a child
And not even a child requires so much screening and background checking
Adopting anything is ridiculous
If you're getting rid of an animal you have to make peace with the possibilities
*Very* few people adopt dogs or cats just to kill them or some shit
But you can't really be terribly choosy when you're the asshole trying to get rid of the puppy you got your shithead son for Christmas
I'm so tired of the whole thing
I have spent a ton of time and money just trying to get the fucking cat
Is that not testament enough?
Exactly!!
YEET
Call that fuckin supper.
Fuck a grocery store, we got a park and plenty of Canadian geese.