And put an app on a kitty

What did she mean by this?

On Greta making person of the year.

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that thing has been a joke since 2017.. not sure why people still put any meaning to it

It's been a joke for longer than that I think.

well really blew of then with metoo

I applied to get a specific kitty

Niice

They asked for two references and like

My landlords number and shit

Getting a cat is so hard

Why do they make it so difficult

This is why I never adopt

They want to dig through your entire life, like fuck off just give me the damn animal retards

uhhh yes do you have a fenced yard, made of chainlink, it has to be chainlink, that is also at least 6 feet tall?

We will NOT adopt out to you if you have children or other pets

The adoption fee is $450 by the way

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that's expensive

Not all of them are that expensive but I can find a cat off craigslist for $30

for free but you dont want the ones that are free

We had to give away kittens once

Well several times actually

But once in recent ish years

They were the sweetest

Cause their mom was just this super skiddish stray that hid at the slightest noise and was super quiet until you petted her

Rip Cthulhu

The bottom line is a pet is a pet

Its a dog or cat

Not a child

And not even a child requires so much screening and background checking

Adopting anything is ridiculous

If you're getting rid of an animal you have to make peace with the possibilities

*Very* few people adopt dogs or cats just to kill them or some shit

But you can't really be terribly choosy when you're the asshole trying to get rid of the puppy you got your shithead son for Christmas

I'm so tired of the whole thing

I have spent a ton of time and money just trying to get the fucking cat

Is that not testament enough?

Exactly!!