Fried twinkies

With a name like the jelly roll I expected something quite different.

I'd try that.

I'm not mature enough to prepare an alligator because I can't not giggle when you inflate it with air like a baloon

that's why you all missed

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you stick an air compressor into every part of the alligator and inflate it like a balloon

That'd be fuckin too much for me.

the jelly roll is the tenderloin like he said, it's the softest, choicest bit

Like, self-shredding meat, 10/10 quality, perfectly soft

Yeah i expected something with jelly-like substance in it.

well you saw how tender it was

I did, but I was thinking like a donut, or jell-o.

the hardest part of preparing an alligator from what I understand is preserving the skin for re-selling or processing yourself

the only truly desirable part of the alligator's hide is the belly because it's soft enough to be worked, but it's very easy to damage

That looks good af

How does this beast survive such an inhospitable place

Also I assume they must clean then thoroughly right

Cause swamps where the dead things go

Man I want gator burgers tho

Are burgers always made with ground up meat or can you take a slice of meat and call that a burger ? Or would that be a steak at that point

>French people
>Cleaning

Does spam count as a burger then?

Nah

That's a Spamwhich

Special case for it I guess.

Yea

It's that vile. <:kek:519747357076881408>

It's got its own jelly

At the top

The stuff you scoop off when u open the can

burgers are ground or minced

Ahhh

What's the traditional way of grinding meat involve ? Like you just pound that shit with a tenderizer for hours til it breaks apart or ? Like what do they do if they don't own a proper meat grinder

spamm is just pork

Mhm. Mutant pork

The garbage parts that don't normally get eaten

Pig dicks and ears

Omg that's so cute

I want one