That's the one meat you can't just go out and buy here.

Gator in general, really

but jelly roll is the good stuff. <:OwO:519747712497876993>

Jelly roll?

@Necrosisinthebutt have you ever seen an alligator cleaning

I don't think so. Or at least it's been awhile

Although I have eaten fried gator plenty of times

Gator on a schtick

At the Houston Rode-o

@Necrosisinthebutt https://youtu.be/FLaXcxE5spI?t=481 Timestamped for jelly roll

They got fried squirrel, ford rabbit fried beef, fried chicken, fried rattlesnake

Fried twinkies

With a name like the jelly roll I expected something quite different.

I'd try that.

I'm not mature enough to prepare an alligator because I can't not giggle when you inflate it with air like a baloon

that's why you all missed

<:lmaodog:528396001627734016>

you stick an air compressor into every part of the alligator and inflate it like a balloon

That'd be fuckin too much for me.

the jelly roll is the tenderloin like he said, it's the softest, choicest bit

Like, self-shredding meat, 10/10 quality, perfectly soft

Yeah i expected something with jelly-like substance in it.

well you saw how tender it was

I did, but I was thinking like a donut, or jell-o.

the hardest part of preparing an alligator from what I understand is preserving the skin for re-selling or processing yourself

the only truly desirable part of the alligator's hide is the belly because it's soft enough to be worked, but it's very easy to damage

That looks good af

How does this beast survive such an inhospitable place

Also I assume they must clean then thoroughly right

Cause swamps where the dead things go

Man I want gator burgers tho

Are burgers always made with ground up meat or can you take a slice of meat and call that a burger ? Or would that be a steak at that point

>French people
>Cleaning

Does spam count as a burger then?

Nah

That's a Spamwhich

Special case for it I guess.

Yea

It's that vile. <:kek:519747357076881408>

It's got its own jelly

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