Sounds right.

This party was a huge bust. <:soon:519748916686749697>

Rekt.

was it only old people?

Most of the people my age were ||unwed|| mothers.

There for the same reason you are I guess.

It wasn't that kind of party but it didn't hurt my chances any to go socialize

I gotta leave soon.

I can't stand these hoes trying to one up each other about being the best mother and the nicest potential girlfriend in waiting

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The food is nice tho

at least youre a step ahead

you dont even have any kids 😎

Yeah that's some real value there.

best pick up line ever

hey I'm _not_ a single mom

Wanna date?

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That's a pretty good start tbh.

I'd bite.

One of my friends was saying how women are like startup corporations.

I’m interested

And are trying to attract investors (men).

But most women just have marketing, they don't offer a product (children) anymore.

And then the investors pull out when nothing of value comes out of it.

Mmm

I like it

a lot of women are dumb and fuck men that aren't investors

Very true.

I still thought it was funny though.

I keep getting articles about the corpse molester

I want the video so bad

You've mentioned it.

They keep writing articles

I'm sure someone has it

Its mildly chilly but I dont want to waste firewood <:pepehands:519748821933228032>

Wool up

I am but I'm still cold

Might have to wash up some wool blankets

I think I'm just spoiled cuz I've been running a fire all week

Good morning