Hahaha

i was in a changeroom alone, when three asian guys came in and started one amongst themselves

Did you really have a knife?

powerful @Exquisite Corpse

Lmao

Damn spooky

I pulled a knife when someone fucked with me in my sleep one group trip to the shore

What I had and what I did doesn't matter, it's what was proven and what the jury decided that is what matters.

I had it under my pillow and someone scared the shit out of me

Oh of course

tfw no criminal record

tfw not as cool as discord people

Community service, fine, probation. 😎

Me neither not yet

>fine

imma just avoid the record

True female privilege is the legal system not willing to punish you

and still do shit

lmao tru

Can we talk about fines as a form of punishment

Like

Wtf

yea, wegild

It’s a bribe

wergild*

I used to be the ultimate troll

started with germanic peoples

If I was a white male my misdemeanors would have been pushed to felonies and they wouldn't be allowed to run concurrent.

its not roman law

It’s paying the legal system to forgive you for your crime

I'd trick unsuspecting friends to get high with me

literally

Then I'd pretend to stab them.

murder was a fineable offense in germanic custom

That's not what fines are you moron, it's social control

It's binding you to debt

so rich dudes would just murder people then pay it off

Is the IRS garnishing your wages a monthly bribe?

with no issue

It’s punishing the poor more than the rich

its fucked