Coming back to the civilised part of the world today

talking a lot of shit

For a eurocuck

Loll

He's talking about wherever his layover lands

Back in yuroop

Before he takes the final leg of the journey back to Poorland

Hahaha

Daamn

hands are so dry

Lick them

That makes them drier

Have the dog lick them

dogs been eating decaying deer meat

she likes it dry aged

Hahaha

Oh god

Zombie deer meat

i love the dog

but shes only good for light headscratches and long walks

not licks

My sisters dogs always ounce on me when I get home and lick my neck

And hands

Tfw you can't cuddle with roots dog because it's dirty from outside. <:sadfrogjpg:519747431588560896>

You can still cuddle her at your own risk

:P

It would be better if we lived in a drier climate

since it mostly comes from mud

Sometimes rolling in deer poop

Classic dog.

What about fishing

We always assume deep in the woods but what about somewhere in the Greek hills and cliffs next to water

With an occasional Somali pirate hunt

I like mountains best, quite frankly.

Nova Scotia is like cold Greece, so Greeks have told me.

Probably ties into the phrase that "Halifax is the Athens of Canada."

We got like 7 universities here.

And just as economically fucked.

😎

[Insert city] is the [insert city] of [insert country].

I love mad libs.