All of my husband's exes have had giant boobs

Or they think they do because insecurity of muh tiddeys

@fevs you described a twink

He likes to remind me of that a lot

Just bantz

Or something

I liked all the crazy sex with busty broads but I’m finally happy with this one.

And if a chick has smol tits you can neg her about them

And lower her self esteem to your benefit

True

Bust is a must

Titties are awesome. Always. That’ll never change hahahaha

@Fevs youve been talking to my husband too much

Booty is Truth

Yuh

Implying I haven't been negging for years

I'm more into potted plants

I'd still be a perma virgin if I didn't destroy the metal state of every girl I talk to

Tig ol biddies is just fun for novelty

Wears off pretty quick

@Fevs youre throwing out a lot of parrottisms

Don't go quietly into that dark night

Lmao

Then you also have the comfort that if she eventually leaves you, she'll be so fucked up she's undateable to other people

And she might come back to you from desperation

Actually you just trained her for the next guy

Doin the Lawds work

Brotherhood nibba

U N I T Y

eurasian mindset

Plse tell me photoshop

no of course not

Nope

he's a man of many tastes

@Fwydy that one on the left looks like a girl I used to talk to

he always looks like a weirdo

a man of many cultures

that smile is creepy af

Obvious crypto homo

mix of that and immense autism

https://youtu.be/myWEkm_coNc