Message from @HyperBaroque

Discord ID: 550440286518640642


2019-02-27 21:40:52 UTC  

*Love the higher rankings >:)*

2019-02-27 21:41:09 UTC  

๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ˜˜ Nyoki you the best Im going to marry you

2019-02-27 21:42:20 UTC  

from the allosaurus exhibit @ creation museum:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550157224782331914/550432523604197406/unknown.png

2019-02-27 21:45:29 UTC  

they're lizards. they're all lizards. <:doom:532377533509926912>

2019-02-27 21:49:37 UTC  

*"Our Ebenezer isn't named after the ###### character found in Charles Dickens' ###### tale, A Christmas Carol. Instead, his name comes from the Bible, in 1 Samuel 7, it is recorded that god rescued the ###### from the ###### of the ###### ###### . Afterword, the prophet Samuel set up a ###### to remember God's help and called it "Ebenezer," which means "The stone of help." Some of the people included in excavating this dinosaur named him Ebenezer because they saw him as a reminder of God's judgement of the world and how He preserved mankind and ###### ###### on Noah's Ark."*

2019-02-27 21:51:33 UTC  

Increase Rank Adventurer Nyoki

2019-02-27 21:52:39 UTC  

Ebenezer's lying to you <:doge:511590627860021258>

2019-02-27 21:54:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550157224782331914/550435583881642004/unknown.png

2019-02-27 21:55:35 UTC  

what really happened is the dinos moved off-planet and went home <:ummmm:511590629797789708>

2019-02-27 21:59:04 UTC  

nice face

2019-02-27 22:02:25 UTC  

thanks chairman

2019-02-27 22:04:17 UTC  

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2019-02-27 22:10:11 UTC  

"Palentologists who believe that god created the earth in six days as mentioned in the Bible have a different answer to the question about dinosaurs. These scientists conclude that most of the dinosaurs died in the global Flood. So why did the dinosaurs that survived the Flood of Noah's Ark eventually go extinct? The dinosaur finds that Noah took with him exited the Ark in a vastly different environment. They, along with other now-extinct animal finds, died out due to competition for food, a post-Flood Ice Age, or other post flood catastrophes, or maybe even because people killed them for food or sport." - top kek

2019-02-27 22:11:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550157224782331914/550439929004425228/1236.png

2019-02-27 22:11:53 UTC  
2019-02-27 22:12:36 UTC  

@ArmenianLegend it's hilarious <:doge:511590627860021258>

2019-02-27 22:13:01 UTC  

that pic of jesus on a dinosaur is probably from jehivah's witness literature

2019-02-27 22:13:10 UTC  

they believe the end times are gonna be pretty freaky

2019-02-27 22:13:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550157224782331914/550440299562926086/jesusdino240.png

2019-02-27 22:13:26 UTC  

no, i haven't been to the museum

2019-02-27 22:13:39 UTC  

yeah that pic doesnt prove anything

Immigration is fantastic.... especially the illegal kind

2019-02-27 22:14:04 UTC  

the jehovah's witnesses believe in that stuff though. they have pics of jesus with dinosaurs in their literature.

2019-02-27 22:14:19 UTC  

and pics of people pacnicking with wild animals

2019-02-27 22:14:51 UTC  

JW's believe the dinos come back at end times and that people spontaneously can speak with animals

2019-02-27 22:15:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550157224782331914/550440751847309314/6a00d8341ef41d53ef01901b89c109970b-pi.png

2019-02-27 22:15:30 UTC  

JW's believe the dinos come back in end times, so does jesus, and everybody will spontaneously be able to speak with animals

2019-02-27 22:16:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550157224782331914/550441184166805525/jesus-bitten-dinosaur.png

2019-02-27 22:17:07 UTC  

yeah too much scroll in here to converse normally

2019-02-27 22:17:21 UTC  

posting these drawings isn't conversation

2019-02-27 22:18:06 UTC  

yeah okay a dinosaur bit the messiah

2019-02-27 22:18:12 UTC  

you win

2019-02-27 22:18:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550157224782331914/550441588468350976/db2c02bcd74a12061e96412b07e1b263.png

2019-02-27 22:18:32 UTC  

awesome wow

2019-02-27 22:19:45 UTC  

o.k. sorry

2019-02-27 22:19:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550157224782331914/550441980530917386/dino2.png