Message from @Nyoki

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2019-03-01 10:36:41 UTC  

<:GWmythiMonkaT:407618804592541696>

2019-03-01 10:38:19 UTC  

**Spinnaker**: A method of [sexual congress] during which the female participant is fucked up the arse whilst her [tender gentleman] lover cocks her leg with one hand and holds her hair with the other, forming a pair of [Husky Reins].
*'I say Mary, you're positively glowing this morning - I trust you had [a good night's] sleep!'

'Stuff and nonsense, [Matilda] - James [the butler] put the Spinnaker on me last night - I tell you, I'm walking like fucking John Wayne today!'

'Bravo!'*
*(<http://spinnaker.urbanup.com/1967995>)* *5 more results*

2019-03-01 10:38:53 UTC  

-define 5g

2019-03-01 10:38:53 UTC  

**5G**: Leaving. Started with [Audi]. Audi makes the [Audi 5000]. 5000 = [5G]. So [5g] means I am out of here. I am leaving.
[audi]
*"See [you guys] [later], I'm 5G"
"I'm 5G, [take it easy]"*
*(<http://5g.urbanup.com/1619215>)* *2 more results*

2019-03-01 10:39:45 UTC  

-define lacky

2019-03-01 10:39:45 UTC  

**lacky**: lacky: a [person's] [bitch]
*[Look at] my lacky [trying to] [be like] me*
*(<http://lacky.urbanup.com/813985>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:39:59 UTC  

-define bebo

2019-03-01 10:40:00 UTC  

**bebo**: [Myspace's] biggest [rival]. Currently very popular amongst college students in Ireland for [some strange] reason.
*OMG [a bebo] [whiteboard]! Let's a [draw] a dick on it!*
*(<http://bebo.urbanup.com/1672038>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 10:45:40 UTC  

t!choose

2019-03-01 10:45:40 UTC  

<:no:390511503238758400> | **Nyoki**, You need to give at least 2 options.

2019-03-01 10:46:02 UTC  

<:no:390511503238758400> | **Nyoki**, You need to give at least 2 options.

2019-03-01 10:49:33 UTC  

$av Micheru XII

2019-03-01 10:49:33 UTC  

2019-03-01 10:51:02 UTC  

<:no:390511503238758400> | Cymatic scan error! Please specify a valid user!

2019-03-01 10:51:18 UTC  

t!psychopass @Nyoki

2019-03-01 10:51:18 UTC  

🔫 | **Crime Coefficient: (214%)**
**Nyoki** is classified as a latent criminal and is a target for enforcement action. The Dominator is set to Non-Lethal Paralyzer mode.

2019-03-01 10:52:31 UTC  

t!reverse

2019-03-01 10:52:31 UTC  

<:no:390511503238758400> | **Nyoki**, the correct usage is: `t!reverse <text>`
â–« | e.g. `t!reverse racecar`
â–« | Get more help using `t!help reverse`

2019-03-01 10:52:54 UTC  

t!reverse racecar

2019-03-01 10:52:54 UTC  

`t!reverse - Nyoki#7025:`
racecar

2019-03-01 11:10:41 UTC  

-define speaker

2019-03-01 11:10:41 UTC  

**speaker**: 1) Electro-acoustic [transducer] that converts electrical signals into sounds loud enough to be heard [at a distance].

2) someone who expresses in [language]; someone who talks
*[the leader] of the majority party is [the Speaker] of [the House] of Representatives*
*(<http://speaker.urbanup.com/412245>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 11:12:28 UTC  

-define language

2019-03-01 11:12:29 UTC  

**language**: A way of communication, mostly made and used by humans. Still, animals (and plants, maybe) have languages of their own.

Language consists of sounds made within the throat and then formed into words to show what one means or is thinking.

There were once easily ten-thousand or more human languages in the world, but humans, through ignorance, prejudice, violence, and [neglect], managed to destroy so many languages... thus resulting in 6,000 or so languages today, the [vast majority] of which are endangered by [the likes] of English, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Hindi, and several other major ones taking over, thus threatening the [diversity] of human culture.

Also what your mother says to you if there is an especially verbally obscene movie playing on the television.
*Th'ann mòran gun dèanainn [ri] sabhail mo [Gh]àidhlig ghaolach à marbhadh. Tha ['n] iomadachd ar saoghal is a dualchais, a-cheana [fann] [beagan], an cunnart de [dol] às, tha i 'nochdadh. Tha fhios againn air na beathaichean 's lusan an cunnart a-cheana; dè [mu] na cà[nanan] 's dualchais choimheacha, [bh]àrdaile?

(There's much that I would do to save my darling Gaelic from dying. The diversity of our world and her cultures, already a little [frail], is in danger of extinction, it is appearing. We know about the endangered animals and plants already; What about the exotic, poetic languages and cultures?)

"Don't watch this show, honey; it has language in it!"

And what is that supposed to mean? Of [coarse] there's language in it! Don't you mean "there's bad language in it" or something along those lines?*
*(<http://language.urbanup.com/1149314>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 11:15:01 UTC  

-define stalk

2019-03-01 11:15:02 UTC  

**stalk**: slang [defination]:

[hound], [spy], solicitation for a certain kind of information
*"stalking wide looking [eyeball] [gawk], [snide]."*
*(<http://stalk.urbanup.com/3624417>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 11:15:14 UTC  

-define stalker

2019-03-01 11:15:15 UTC  

**stalker**: It seems to be that the term 'stalker' no longer means what it used to mean--the [pathological] ANONYMOUS follower and tab-keeper of another person or persons (A detective who has not been hired and has no real reason to follow someone). The old definition also would say that a 'stalker' often has an imaginary connection with the [stalkee].

HOWEVER, common usage of the term, along with the term 'creepy', has come to be used as a [defense mechanism] for anyone seeking justification for not being attracted socially or physically to someone else.

This term is nearly as overdiagnosed as ADHD is in children. Any women who think an undesirable man might be interested in her will almost always automatically label him a stalker.

Note: Far too many idiots think they're more important than they really are. Real stalkers seek out beautiful, interesting, and often famous members of the attractive gender. [90 percent] of the people who use the term couldn't get a real stalker to save their lives.

*A hot girl who follows you around and shows up at your door is a friend.

An [ugly girl] who follows you around and shows up at your door is now, according to most, a stalker.

A hot guy [who gives] you [flowers] is a romantic.

An ugly guy who gives you flowers is a stalker. *
*(<http://stalker.urbanup.com/1515177>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 11:16:39 UTC  

**115**: A ghetto [southside] hood in [Edmonton] Canada.
Well known to police and quite dangerous to hang around. Only 2 [samll] gangs roll thru 115.
*"Catch me on 115 in [evisu] jeans and my [nuggets] [jersey] 1 5. *
*(<http://115.urbanup.com/3417916>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 11:17:36 UTC  

-define pinpoint

2019-03-01 11:17:37 UTC  

**pinpoint impression toy**: A interesting [contraption] that was probably invented with the intention of becoming an amazing 3D device, but now can usually found in [the 25] cent toy section in Walmart. It can be identified as a grid or pan of needles (ranging from silver, to neon depending on how much you want to spend on a half-hour’s worth of entertainment). When a hand or face or some other [convex] object is placed underneath, the needles rise to form an impression of said object.
*“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool [3D] impression of my [grandma]’s face!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of me bum!”

“Hey! This pinpoint impression toy made a cool 3D impression of a [turnip]!”*
*(<http://pinpoint-impression-toy.urbanup.com/4266577>)* *1 more results*

2019-03-01 11:19:52 UTC  

**bear**: A term used by [gay men] to describe [a husky], large man with a lot of [body] hair.
*[George's] sexual tastes [run] toward [bears].*
*(<http://bear.urbanup.com/34517>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 11:20:12 UTC  

**teddy bear**: 1) A [plush] toy in the form of a bear [cub].

2) A big, [beefy] guy who looks like he'd be fun to cuddle.
*"[The little boy] fell asleep [hugging] a teddy bear."

"[Abraham] Benrubi is such a teddy bear!"*
*(<http://teddy-bear.urbanup.com/464243>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 11:20:35 UTC  

No result :(

2019-03-01 11:20:50 UTC  

-define gator

2019-03-01 11:20:50 UTC  

**Gator**: Best [Pimp] [in the game], as seen from the movie the other guys.
Thinks he runs a dating [service]
*Gator: these [brazed] short ribs taste like a dogs asshole

Sheila: Baby?

Gator: now im [sittin] here thinking who in the world would [slow roast] a dogs asshole and feed it to their husband.

Sheila: you are being awful!

Gator: Gator dont play no shit!*
*(<http://gator.urbanup.com/5489224>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 11:22:28 UTC  

No result :(

2019-03-01 11:22:57 UTC  

-define harem

2019-03-01 11:22:57 UTC  

**harem**: A genre in manga and anime where a single (often ordinary) guy is liked and followed by bunch of girls (3 or more) who are all [madly] in love with him. The girls often fight each other to get [the guy's] attention.

female version of this is [reverse harem]
*[Rana] 1/2 is a harem [manga]*
*(<http://harem.urbanup.com/5407556>)* *9 more results*

2019-03-01 11:23:42 UTC  

-define time travellers