t!rps scissors

I'm choosing **Paper**! 🖐 **SCISSORS** wins!

t!rps paper

I'm choosing **Scissors**! ✌ **SCISSORS** wins!

t!rps rock

I'm choosing **Scissors**! ✌ **ROCK** wins!

-define page 118

**118**: the three number that start every [directory] enquiries number in [britan], most of which have an addictivly annoying [tune]
*[dial] 118 [TWICE] 118!*
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No result :(

-define bunged

**BUNGED**: NOUN: to be extremely drunk, [beyond] [sauced]. [blacked out] and still drinking.
*Me, dj, tj, jon, [flup], kevin, cam, and the rest of [my boys] got [bunged], we did 2 power hours and finished a bottle of jose. we are headed downtown.*
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-define repent or parish

**Repent**: To become willing to change ones actions for the better;

To [acknowledge] your wrongs to at least yourself [and change] your behavior for the good, regardless of how you might "feel" about it.

To do an "[about face]" on your wrong behavior;

*When I realized I was [taking advantage] and lying to women, I choose to [repent].

After repenting from talking negative about myself, I soon started getting a healthier self-esteem.

[Repent] now for [the God's] reality is near you.
*
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-define momo

**MOMO**: A generic insult used to describe one who is irritating, annoying, or an idiot. (synonyms include but are not limited too: ass, asshole, bastard, bitch, blockhead, bonehead, cocksucker, dick, dickhead, dolt, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit, idiot, imbecile, jackass, jerk, mother-fucker, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, numskull, rascal, [scamp], [schmo], schmuck, simpleton, son of a bitch, [tomfool], twerp)
*1. If someone is driving badly, one might say "Hey [momo]! Learn to drive!"
2. If a loud [crow] outside your window [wakes] you up, you might say "God! Shut up stupid momo bird!"*
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-define mong

**Mong**: Adj. [Lacking] in physical and cerebal ability. General [retardation].
Generally: a total [spastic]
*No I don't need you to help me with my [supermarket] [trolley], you [fucking mong]*
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-define mongrel

**mongrel**: A [cross-breed], can be a derogatory name for those of [mixed] [heritage].
*that [mixed] [girl] [looks like] a mongrel*
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-define mudblood

**Mudblood**: an insulting term from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter (created by [JK Rowling]). The term itself means, dirty blood. The insult is directed towards witches or wizards who are [Muggle-born], someone with non-magic parents. This term is usually used by haughty pure-bloods, witches or wizards who are of magical descent and consider themselves to be higher up in rank. Such as the [Malfoy] family. The term Muggle-born is very much preferred to the term 'Mudblood.' Throughout the course of the books discrimination against Muggle-borns or 'Mudbloods" intensifies.
*[Hermione]: Shut up [Malfoy]!
[Draco]: How dare you talk to me, filthy little Mudblood.

Hermione: **upset by this retort***
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-define bastard

**Bastard**: Besides the usual usages of a child born [out of wedlock] and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to [second rate] Spanish Sack [wines] and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.
*“Shit! What a [bastard]!”
“[What do you mean]?”
“[Take your pick].”*
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-define exchange

**exchange**: Performing [oral sex] on [someone] of the [opposite sex].
*Hey, Kelsey--you KNOW when you get [married] you'll be [ALL over] [the exchange]!*
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-define yogurt

**yogurt**: a very [healthy] thing. tastes good with the [crunchy] [stuff]! everyone should eat yogurt
*[ahh] I don't have anything good to [eat that's] not [fattening]...
-eat yogurt!*
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-define gogurt

**Gogurt**: The last stage of male masturbation where one [pinches] starting from the base of the shaft upward squeezing out any [leftover] semen. This is a necessary step as it helps significantly with [after cum].
*You: Fuck man I totally just got [rekt] by an undesirable amount of [after cum]
Friend: Well did you [Gogurt]?
You: ... Shit... no I completely forgot
Friend: Well there's your problem my friend, you gotta [GoGURT] or go home*
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t!RPS paper

I'm choosing **Rock**! 👊 **PAPER** wins!

-define obsessed

**obsessed**: [Can't stop] [thinking] about.
*I'm obsessed with [gamecube].*
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-define playstation

**PlayStation**: [code name] for [marijuana], [pot], or weed
*"dude you [get some] PlayStation."

"[wus] up bro we [playing] PlayStation tonight?"*
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-define xbox

**XBox**: A system made when Bill Gates realised he didn't have enough money.
Since programmers didn't like the XBox when is was announced, Microsoft bought a bunch of companies to make exclusive games, such as [Bungie] and [Rareware].

Also, the system in competition with the Playstation 2 for people who only buy [EA sports] games.
*Halo was originally going to be for [Mac], [GCN], and [PS2].*
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-define addicted

**Addicted**: A state were a person just wants one [object] [super] [badly], and can't get enough of it.
*[I am] [addicted] to [soda].*
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-define miserable

**miserable**: someone [who is] [unhappy] and [unpleasant]
*People who are miserable never [look at] [the bright] [side] of things.*
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