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-define caduceus
**Caduceus**: A name of a high end [assault rifle] in [The Division]. Commonly pronounced incorrectly by [Billy] and friends.
Ca-day-us
*The Caduceus is a [great] [gun] in [The Division].*
*(<http://caduceus.urbanup.com/9447441>)*
-define mixture
**mixture**: Who the hell looks up "mixture" on urban dictionary? That's a job for [Dictionary.com], [good sir]. [Kids these days]...
*[Mixing] mixtures makes [mixed emotions]*
*(<http://mixture.urbanup.com/8414449>)* *9 more results*
**tonsil stones**: 2 types of gasses composed into a "cheese" like matter ranging in size from the size of a [pencil lead] to the the size of a half of [pea]! I forget the gasses of course. When coughed up [ans] squished they smell like a cross inbetween ass and rotting carcuses. I suffer from this disorder and its not pleasent. I always thought it was from swollowing to much cum, but only if it were that simple.
*"coughed up [a chunk] of cheese while [brushing] my teeth that smelt worse than a taco [bell shit]"*
*(<http://tonsil-stones.urbanup.com/583927>)* *9 more results*
-define the point of life
**The Point Of Life**: To [live] and to [die]. Quite [simple] really.
*Friend: [What is the point of life]?
Me: well to live and then [die] of course!
Friend: [Sounds about right].*
*(<http://the-point-of-life.urbanup.com/11006868>)* *9 more results*
-define life
**life**: A sexually-transmitted, [terminal disease].
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*(<http://life.urbanup.com/139509>)* *9 more results*
-define alcohol
**alcohol**: [The cause] of, and [solution] to all [life's] problems.
*To ALCOHOL: [The cause] of, and [solution] to all [life's] problems.*
*(<http://alcohol.urbanup.com/1435179>)* *9 more results*
-define crew cut
**crew cut**: a [hairdo] buzzed close to the scalp. Also called a G.I. or [buzz cut].
Variations include the ['50s] flattop.
*He had [head lice] so often as a kid that he just [kept] [the crew] cut done his mom started.*
*(<http://crew-cut.urbanup.com/241072>)* *9 more results*
-define mullet
**mullet**: Pronounced "[MUHL] LET"
A hairstyle in which the front is cut trim, but the back is long, left wild and often uncut. Even when the back is cut, it is still longer than the front. It is the sign of the redneck. Alternate names include:
Ape Drape. Beaver Paddle. Bi - Level. Camero Cut. Buisness in the front, Party in the back. Canadian passport. Coupe Longveuil. [El-camino]. Hockey hair. Kentucky waterfall. Missouri comprimise. Mudflap. Neckwarmer. Ranchero. Shlonc (short + long). Achy-breaky-bad-mistakey. Soccer rocker. [Squirrel pelt]. Tennessee tophat. Yep-nope.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm...Mullet
*"My [hobies] are sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, browsing thru [kiddie porn] on [company time] (with stiffy)." - Guy with a giant mullet*
*(<http://mullet.urbanup.com/30520>)* *9 more results*
$balances
-define confused
**confused**: the word that is most often used by women and men when [they don't know] how a [relationship] is going, or if there is a relation [ship].
*ME: So is there an us?
YOU: Umm, [just cuz] [we talk] every night for 2 months straight doesn't mean we're seeing eachother...
ME: I thought we had a relationship going? What about the sex, and the flowers cards and candy, and the dates, and meeting your parents?
YOU: Well, I'm confused about all this too
ME: [WTF BITCH]!*
*(<http://confused.urbanup.com/1177655>)* *9 more results*
-define extraction
**extract**: To turn something from a liquid to a solid, or a solid to a liquid, [exc].
its as easy as using things like coffee filters, [boiling water], and [microwave oven] plates to turn what you have into something way more potent or easy to use.
*Person 1: I have these [weak ass] [pain killers]
Person 2:
Lets extract [em] and drink that shit!*
*(<http://extract.urbanup.com/7176941>)* *9 more results*
-define 10
**10**: [Top grade] woman (= [10 out of 10]). From the movie '10', featuring Dudley Moore and [Bo Derek].
*[Look at] her... she's a 10!*
*(<http://10.urbanup.com/385140>)* *9 more results*
$av @ArmenianLegend