**geek**: The people you [pick on] in high school and [wind up] working for as [an adult]
*The [geeky] kid now owns [a million] dollar [software company]*
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-define germinate

**germinate**: When two [sick] [peoples] haves [the sex]
*I, having [the flu], [penetrated] my girlfriend whom, also with the flu enjoy said penetration. Thus we [germinated]*
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**evangelism**: The [American Christian] Al-Qaeda
Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically [dammed] to hell.
Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)
Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that
Many are closet homosexuals and pedophiles as well as meth heads and white trash

Although there is the occasional [right minded] evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between
*"Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult"
"Sweet, which one"
"[CHRISTIANITY]!!!!!!!!!"
"Which kind"
"[EVANGELISM]!!!!"
"That sucks, [good luck] bro"*
*(<http://evangelism.urbanup.com/2687064>)* *9 more results*

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-define depression

**depression**: The worst emotion you could ever feel. Every day becomes a living hell and [you wonder] if you have a purpose on this earth and why you should even be alive anyway. Depression will cause you to be on the edge of tears every minute of the day, and you eventually just stop caring about everything. Relationships suffer, friendships end, and suddenly you feel alone and there's no one but depression to keep you company. Sometimes depression is mistaken for [melodrama], and the person who you think is crying for attention is actually screaming on the inside. [Depressed people] wish they could end the agony, but can't because there aren't many alternatives.
Depression usually doesn't have just one cause. It's a whole load of little problems that [pile up] after an unspecific length of time(depending on the problems, and how long you've kept your feelings [bottled] up inside) and eventually grow to become unbearable. You feel trapped and you want out but there's no way out, and every single simple everyday task like waking up and going to school becomes futile in your mind.
*Just as I was reading these definitions for the same word, there were [tears] [rolling] down [my face]. Looks like I've got depression again. This is pathetic.*
*(<http://depression.urbanup.com/5681073>)* *9 more results*

-define crippling depression

**crippling depression**: [Severe depression] that takes over your whole life making [unbearable] [to carry] out basic daily tasks.
*Mom- "[Can you take the trash out]?"
You- "[I can't], [I have crippling depression]."*
*(<http://crippling-depression.urbanup.com/9657221>)* *9 more results*

-define melodrama

**Melodrama**: [Lorde's] 2nd album which [is lit] as fuck and also [shook] the world
*"Did you know that [Lorde's] album Melodrama [is lit] [as fuck]?"*
*(<http://melodrama.urbanup.com/11715745>)* *2 more results*

-define cry

**cry**: the release of liquid from the tear ducts when:

a) one is depressed or sad
b) one is extremely happy
c) one has to [urinate] badly
d) one is trying to [manipulate] a person into doing whatever they want them to do
e) one has an eye [irritation]
*example a- Sara cried for hours after the tragic death of her grandmother.

example b- Karen leaped with joy and cried tears of happiness when she won the 5 million dollar lottery.

example [c-] [Michael's] eyes began to water and he began to cry after holding his pee in for two hours.

example [d-] The little girl cried in the middle of the store when she did not get the toy she wanted. Embarrassed, her mother agreed to get her the toy as long as she agreed to shut up.

example e- After getting sprayed in the eye with a full [can of mace], Carl began to cry tears of [agony] as his eyes burned.*
*(<http://cry.urbanup.com/1680363>)* *9 more results*

-define sad

**Sad**: This word can be used in place where "[RIP]" is typically used. Used to express your [disappointment] or [sadness] towards what someone is saying to you in one word.
*Ex. 1:
"Hey, I have to cancel [tonight's] plans. I'm really sorry, we can go out [another time]?"
"Sad."

Ex. 2:
"Are there any cookies left?"
"No, [I ate them all]."
"Sad."

Ex. 3:
"What did you end up getting on that essay?"
"0"
"That's too bad"
"Yeah. Sad."*
*(<http://sad.urbanup.com/12641125>)* *9 more results*

-define normal

**normal**: A word [made up] by this [corrupt] [society] so they could single out and attack those who are different
*[Normal] is nothing but a word [made up] by [society]*
*(<http://normal.urbanup.com/1470557>)* *9 more results*

-define insane

**Insane**: 1. Insane/: A state of mind, or being most commonly unstable both behavioral and or emotional in some cases even physical if not treated properly with the right levels of care and attention.

2. Insane/[ly]/[ity]/: These are the versions used when speaking about an individual and or in the third person of the one who's sanity is in question. These grammatical words help create a phrase rather then the single word to help convey a more [personal insult] or to better explain the insanity itself.
*example 1/:( definition 1 ). [To be frank] with you [miss berry] your son is what I would call , emotionally well rounded. Sadly I must let you know the test results. Normally I'd do this kind of thing over the phone but in your case I thought it be best in person, less confusing that way. Your son appears normal but in his case the adhd and bipolar disorders have made a mess of his mind and I don't know if there's much we can do about the after result. Medication would only delay certain symptoms and even then there's no medical way to know if it will even help. With his father's history of mental illness it was only a matter of time before his [genetics] took hold and changed him. Now I don't want you to be [so down] there are other options we have plenty of on facility doctors who specialize in such practices along with a list of local care facilities at your [disposal]. There is hope. He's just a little different that's all. Overwhelmed yes but not insane.*
*(<http://insane.urbanup.com/10018484>)* *9 more results*

-define lunacy

**Lunacy**: [SA] State of Mind achieved when someone has stepped [over the edge] of Extream [Sanity] (Geninus) or fallen over the edge of extream insanity (Lunactic).
*Paul [Cardinal] is said to be an embodiment of Lunacy, he has fallen [over the edge] of insanity and been visited by [men in white coats]; he also has been given an award for his achivements in academics, its hard to justify his true state of mind, so the Courts just said Lunacy.*
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-define wakanda

**Wakanda**: A [fictional] [western] African country from mavels [comic books] and movies
*[Black panther] is based on [the kingdom] of a [wakandan] king*
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-define sky people

**sky+**: [that box] which [rules] [your life]
*Bob: ''whats [that box]?....you're tellin me to switch you on?...but.....i just watched-

(at this point Bob is fighting his [hand off] the sky+ [remote] in order not to watch Lost )*
*(<http://sky.urbanup.com/3215001>)* *9 more results*

-define owl

**owl**: Nocturnal [bird of prey] with [binocular] vision, [binaural] hearing, sharp talons & feathers adapted for silent flight! They range from almost 6" to over 33 1/2". They can turn their heads up to 270 degrees!
*[The owl] is my [spirit animal]. I Love [owls].*
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-define alien

**alien**: 1. A [person] from [a foreign] [country]
2. An extra-terrestrial being.
*[Paco] is an alien
[Oh my god] is that an alien?!?!*
*(<http://alien.urbanup.com/1394759>)* *9 more results*

-define dear

**dear**: it is [the initials] of drop everything and read.. people use it at the begining of letters, emails, messages, [notes] etc. it means they want you to pay fucking attention to what they wrote cuz they worked [hard on] it
*dear mom, [im out] [wif] ma frendz [watchin a movie].. i took the cell.. dun call me... ill call u wen it dun*
*(<http://dear.urbanup.com/659141>)* *9 more results*

-define deer

**deer**: a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of [the deer] population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to [hop in] front of cars. Every [July 5th] the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.
*[Jill], stop. [the deer] is already [dead].
No! he's just drunk.*
*(<http://deer.urbanup.com/3589429>)* *9 more results*

-define nigga

**Nigga**: A word that only black people use to call there [homies] if a [white person] uses it they are in some [deep shit]
*John: What is up [my nigga]

[Sean]:What the fuck did you say

([Sirens])*
*(<http://nigga.urbanup.com/13505655>)* *9 more results*