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-define urbanup.com

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-define urbandictionary

**urbandictionary**: A website with a brilliant concept that could have become great if it hadn't been overrun by a mob of losers, who spend their days trying to feel important and popular by:

1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the [poster's] mother and everything else [on God's] green earth.

"OMFG xxx sux arse!!1!1!!"

2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.

3. Exercising their [creative juices] by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:

"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n [shudd] suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"

4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about women and anything written by sony [roolz].

Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and [burn up] their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a [soapbox] for mentally backward individuals.
*[Have a nice day] ^_^*
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-define HoneyPOT

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-define mma

**MMA**: Mixed martial arts. A hybrid of full contact striking and grappling styles (muay thai, wrestling, [jiu-jitsu], etc...)

In North America, the most popular promoter of this sport is the UFC ([Ultimate Fighting Championship]). In Japan, it is called [Pride FC].
*I was [channel surfing] and [I came] [across] some MMA. I love to watch a fight.*
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-define UFC

**UFC**: [Ultimate Fighting Championship]
*"UFC is [becoming] the most [entertaining] semi-sports of [today]."*
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-define cage fighting

**Cage Fight**: The process of trying to [determine] [between friends] which [Nick Cage] movie is the worst, often resulting in a fight of some kind
*person one: hey man this new [Nick Cage] movie Drive Angry looks f****** terrible
person two: no way [Bangkok Dangerous] was way worse, dont question that!
person one: [Sh]** that almost turned into a Cage Fight*
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-define assclown

**assclown**: someone who doesnt know [what the hell] they are talking about,makes stupid [BS] comments, pisses people off, and has [no idea] that everyone thinks this about them.
*[see] [google image] "assclown"*
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-define asshat

**asshat**: One who has their [head up] their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a [hat]. [Asshat]
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-define arm wrestle

**arm wrestle**: the ultimate test of masculinity. the loser is usually subject to teasing about his [femininity] or forced to do a degrading act. but its awesome wen u win, a massive sense of accomplishment is felt, even if beating a little girl. involves the [pitting] of one's bicep and [tricep] muscles against those of another.
*we had a [titanic] arm wrestle but after 3 hours i won and [proved] i was more of a man than that [9-year-old] girl*
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-define boomer

**Boomer**: A person over the age of 30 that likes [80s] Rock and [Monster Energy] Zero [Ultra], that wants things to go back to the way they were.
**[cracks] open [monster]* Now [Banjo-Kazooie], that was a good video game. - Typical Boomer*
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-define bloomer

**bloomer**: A man's penis that is small when [flaccid] but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a [flaccid penis] of [3 inches] may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.
*I may seem small now, but [I'm a] bloomer. Watch my [flower] [grow].*
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-define doomer

**Doomer**: [A Doomer] is someone who has taken "the final [redpill]" and has given into a schizoid lifestyle of isolation, pessimism, and total apathy. [Doomer's] wallow in self hatred and are usually depressed. Doomers are almost always exclusively men.
*"He became [a doomer] after his [girlfriend] [left] him."*
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-define grower not a shower

**grower not a shower**: A person whose penis appears [tiny] when [flaccid], but that redeems itself when [erect].
*After being derided in [the locker room] for his [limp] [rat dick], Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"*
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t!catfacts

🐱 | **Nyoki, did you know?** Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.

-define millenial

**Millenial**: A Millenial is someone who's only been torturing people for a [thousand] years

- [Michael] from [The Good Place]
*[Michael]: These [Millenials], they have no [work ethic]...*
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-define zoomer

**Zoomer**: Refers to members of [Generation Z] and is a play on the term "Boomer," which refers to members of the Baby [Boomer generation]. The term Zoomer is also in reference to the fast-paced upbringings members of Generation Z are characterized to have due to the fast advances in technology and culture that has been happening around them as a result of the interconnectivity of the American and Global populations because of the [ubiquity] of internet-connected smart phones and social media.
*"I can't stand those [Zoomers], all they do is use their [phones] all day to play Fortnite and watch [TikTok] videos!"*
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-define trenchcoat

**Trenchcoat**: [A knee] to ankle length jacket that repels rain and human beings. In a cultural example of Batesian [mimicry] (that is, a non-venemous species [evolving] to resemble a venemous one), you don't even need an actual concealed weapon underneath.
*My [trenchcoat] keeps people from [fucking with] me. I still carry [a blade] too just in case.*
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