-define trenchcoat

**Trenchcoat**: [A knee] to ankle length jacket that repels rain and human beings. In a cultural example of Batesian [mimicry] (that is, a non-venemous species [evolving] to resemble a venemous one), you don't even need an actual concealed weapon underneath.
*My [trenchcoat] keeps people from [fucking with] me. I still carry [a blade] too just in case.*
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-define school

**School**: A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.
You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a [federal prison]. There, you go from class to class, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, [inconsequential] bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, also known as homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a [mathematician]. To sum it all up, school is a big competition [to weed] out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their [cesspool] of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this [penitentiary] and make some much needed reforms.
*If you ever need to know anything they [teach] you in school [in real life], there's this [nifty] little thing called GOOGLE.*
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-define shooter

**Shooter**: A [designated] person whom you can rely on to rob or kill somebody; an indiviual who often carries [firearms] and is down to [catch a body] at any given time
*"Dont make me [call up] my [shooters] on your [goofy ass]"*
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-define fedora

**fedora**: A wide-brimmed hat popularized in the early [1900's], but now has become the symbol for [pretentious] losers who live in their [mother's] basements everywhere.
*Nick: [Alright bro], let's go pick up some bitches at this bonfire!

Rick: Please don't tell me you're actually gonna wear that.

Nick: What? It's a fedora. It says I'm classy.

Rick: No it doesn't, it says "I [jerk it] to pictures of [ponies] and play cod all day because I don't even have a job" Now take that thing off and let's go.*
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-define YAGPDB

**YAGPDB**: Yet Another General Purpose [Discord Bot]
YAGPDB is a [multi-purpose] [discord bot]. In 3 words Da Best Bot!
*YAGPDB is a [discord bot].
[Hey] YAGPDB!*
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-define neckbeard

**neckbeard**: Talkative, self-important nerdy men (usually age 30 and up) who, through an inability to properly [decode] [social cues], mistake others' strained tolerance of their [blather] for evidence of their own charm.
*[Stop] being [such a] neckbeard.*
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-define neck yourself

**Neck yourself**: [Australian slang]: [go hang yourself]; implying that they should tie something around their [necks]. Pretty much a way of saying kill yourself.
*John: I stole your car
[Nike]: [neck yourself] ya [fucken] cunt*
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-define neck myself

**Neck myself**: The act of a [spasmoid] preferably named [Alex] [hanging] themselves
*[Oh my god] I just [wanna] [neck myself]*
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-define God doesn't exist

**love doesn't exist**: A rare [awareness] that the concept, [love is] just an [abstraction] of a chemical process in the human brain.
*A: I'm [so in love] with her.

B: That's just an endorphin rush from [interacting] with a compatible personality. [Love doesn't exist].*
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-define religion

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-define sensory deprivation tank

**Sensory deprivation**: [Sensory deprivation] is the deliberate reduction or removal of stimuli from one or more of the senses. Simple devices such as [blindfolds] and [earmuffs] can cut off sight and hearing, while more complex devices can also cut off the sense of smell, touch, taste, thermoception (heat-sense), and 'gravity'. Sensory deprivation has been used in various alternative medicines and in psychological experiments (e.g., see Isolation tank), and for torture or punishment.

Though short periods of [sensory deprivation] can be relaxing, extended deprivation can result in extreme anxiety, hallucinations, bizarre thoughts, depression, and antisocial behavior.
*[Chillin] in that Sensory deprivation [tank] took me on a [good trip].*
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-define kick the stool

**stool**: 1. A tall piece of furniture on which to sit. 2. A small piece of furniture on which to [step on]. 3. [Defecant] matter in which to [step in].
*He stepped onto a stool to [sit] on his stool but [slipped] off and [fell] in some stool.*
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-define giraffe

**Giraffe**: A [tall person].
*[Oh] [look] he is a [giraffe]!*
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-define camel

**Camel**: A confirmation, yes, ok, I'll be there, I'll [show up], [sounds good], [okie dokie artichokie]
*Susan: who wants to go get [25 cent] wings with me tonight?

Joe Bob: (sends camel gif)

Ronnie: I'm a maybe camel

Jessie: Camel!

[Free Willie]: (Oversized camel)

[Juniper]: No camel for me tonight guys*
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-define ningen

**Ningen**: 1: Meaning "Human" in Japanese.
2: A derogatory name or [statement] to someone.
3: A [mythical] [sea monster].
*Ex1: 私は人間だけです (I am [only human])
Ex2: Out of my way, stupid [ningen]!!!
[Ex3]: The terrifying [Ningen] swims the deep to this day.*
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-define bigfoot

**bigfoot**: A [bigfoot] or Sasquatch is a large hairy [biped] that looks somewhat human-like. [Bigfoot] usually range from 6ft to 10ft tall.
They are believed to roam the Northern U.S, Canada and the [Santa Cruz] mountains in California.
*"Dude i saw [a f]*cking bigfoot man!!!"

"[Lay off] [the crack], Greg!"*
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