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-define knocker

**Knocker**: A [breast].
*That's [one] [nice] [knocker].*
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**puppet**: 1. A person that is easily controlled by others.
2. A person that conforms to pointless [ideals] set by others.
3. A person who changes [opinions] or [views] rapidly based on someone else's views/opinions.
*I don't [trust] you. [You are] just a puppet.*
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-define balloons

**Balloons**: A man who is fascinated with [large breasted] women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's [breast milk] and was a bottle [fed baby].
*Look at Fatty drool over [cattle] [Sarah's] chest, he's a [balloons]!*
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-define tight arse

**tight arse**: Someone who won't [go out] of their way to give [somone] else some money or help.
*I [asked] [Billy] for some money, but he was such a tight arse and told me to [bugger off].*
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-define mong

**Mong**: Adj. [Lacking] in physical and cerebal ability. General [retardation].
Generally: a total [spastic]
*No I don't need you to help me with my [supermarket] [trolley], you [fucking mong]*
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-define noose

**Noose**: A [rope] [used] [to hang] yourself with.
*[AC/DC] lyrics: "[Let loose], from [the noose]."*
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-define hmong

**hmong**: The "[Hmong's]" were recruited by the US [Govt], CIA. to help aid the American Soldiers in the Vietnam War... So, by doing so... the AMERICANS [fled] and left them defenseless and now they're getting slaughtered and hunted down by the Viatnamese today. Some of them managed to escape and immigrate to other countries, but families are being murdered there still.
*[Hmong] children are raped and [murdered] every day, but the U.S. government won't [step in] to help them and it's a generally quiet topic in the media.*
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t!wiki treaty

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty **

-define galaxy

**galaxy**: A really cool place to go [hitchhiking], [provided] that you have a [guide].
*I never leave my [home planet] to go [hitchhiking] in the galaxy without my [trusty] guide and a towel!*
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-define oni chan

**Oni-chan**: Something you definitely [do not want] your [little sister] to call you...You know unless she's not related by blood.Then....uhhh...wait...[FBI's] here...bye.3
*"Fuck me [oni-chan]"
*9 months later
Friend:"[why'd] you smash your [lil sis] bro.fucking disgusting"*
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-define oni san

**oni-san**: Japanese. Literal Meaning: "Mr. [Devil]."
Usually used my a male as a means of describing himself as a [daredevil], or as [cunning], esp. with women.
*[Oni-san], kocchi de! {i am} Mr. [Devil] [over here]!*
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-define hiding

**Hiding**: A [brutal] [beating]
*I gave that [horse fucker] [a bloody] [good hiding]!*
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-define runaway

**Runaway**: When you do not [plan] on drinking [heavily] in a night and then and end up getting [stupid drunk].
*- "Do you want a beer?"
- "Ya just one."

Next [morning after] 24 beers later

-"Man, that really [escalated] fast"
-"Ya, we had a bit of a [runaway]."*
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-define extra large

**Extra Large Areola disorder**: When a woman has an [areola] [bigger] than [a human] head.
*When [Beth] Chapmans top fell [down it] was clear she had [Extra Large Areola Disorder].*
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-define tiny

**tiny**: The nickname of [6'8]" 350lb mobster found in every prison, who has been convicted for a string of violent crimes. Usually, tiny is muscle for someone else, due to a low mental capacity and uneasiness about his size. Quite well-endowed, tiny will seek to [butt-fuck] people smaller than him. Tiny is the white version of [Big Bubba].
*[Tiny] is [scary], but [stupid].*
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-define big bubba

**Big Bubba**: [The guy] that [you don't want] to be your [prison cell] mate.
*Guy 1:"So you're [going to jail]?"
Guy 2:"Yup."
Guy 1:"Who's your [cellmate]?"
Guy 2:"Some guy called Big Bubba."
Guy 1:"You'd better [pray] for the death sentence."*
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