**Straighty 180**: A noob, dweeb or geek that plays everything by the rules, knows every [book off] [by heart], but is a [total douche] bag in society.
*1) Matt: Hey, how come Peter never comes out to party with us anymore?
Jane: He's stuck in his room doing his [english papers]. He's such a fucking [straighty 180].

2) Phil: Daym, I can't believe [Mya's] going out with that douche bag. She's way too hot for him!
Matt: Doode, what do you expect? He's studying law. Fucking striahgty 180.*
*(<http://straighty-180.urbanup.com/4141662>)* *9 more results*

-define eat myself

**eat myself**: when you [eat yourself]
*[I should] eat myself*
*(<http://eat-myself.urbanup.com/13543107>)* *9 more results*

-define siege hail

**sieg**: [victory] [salute] accompanied with a hand [gesture]
*He [straightened] up and raised his hand, [proudly] proclaiming, "[Sieg]!"*
*(<http://sieg.urbanup.com/94925>)* *9 more results*

-define hail

**hail**: Used to [express] a [greeting] or [tribute].
*[Hail] dude!
[Oh] [hiya]*
*(<http://hail.urbanup.com/571530>)* *9 more results*

-define hai hai

**Hai Hai**: [synonym] for a [gayass]
used as an insult far [greater] than any known before...
*Hai Hai is [one of these]...*
*(<http://hai-hai.urbanup.com/772815>)* *9 more results*

-define panty hoe

**panty hoe**: a girl who walks around with underwear like on [final fantasy x-2].the [charactor] in kilika island [Dona] is a panty hoe. look at what she wears walking around the village like that WHAT A SHAME!!!
*[the definition]/word [speaks] for itself

"wow look at her she is such a panty hoe.. PUT SOME [CLOTHES] ON ****!!!"*
*(<http://panty-hoe.urbanup.com/2167870>)* *9 more results*

-define cold

**cold**: [Heartless],
Having no [emotions],

*He laughed at the [crippled] [man] who [fell] down, that's cold.*
*(<http://cold.urbanup.com/19442>)* *9 more results*

-define my girl

**my girl**: 1.[shorter] way of saying [girlfriend]
2.a [girl best friend]
*1. [Boy]: [I love] my girl.
2. [Thats] my girl.*
*(<http://my-girl.urbanup.com/1091490>)* *9 more results*

-define my bitch

**My Bitch**: A [term of endearment], which when used in the right [context] is the highest form of [compliment].
*Hey [Brittanie]?

Yes [Ivan]?

[You my bitch], right?

You know it baby!!*
*(<http://my-bitch.urbanup.com/12395199>)* *9 more results*

-define ill

**ill**: [cool], [tight], [sweet]
*that [trick] was ill*
*(<http://ill.urbanup.com/96406>)* *9 more results*

-define 420

**420**: So far the majority of you are incorrect.
[420's] origin IS known.
the term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971, among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking [wiseacres] who called themselves the Waldos, who are now pushing 50. The term was shorthand for the time of day the group would meet, at the campus statue of [Louis Pasteur], to smoke pot. Intent on developing their own discreet language, they made 420 code for a time to get high, and its use spread among members of an entire generation.
So there ya go, someone's parents out there invented the term 4/20.
And remember this:
There are NOT 420 chemicals in Weed. It's about 315, the num. goes up or down depending on what you're smoking.
4/20 is NOT police code or Maryjane.
And that whole shit about Holland and 4/20 over there being "tea time" for smokers isn't true either.

[I know my shit].
**
*(<http://420.urbanup.com/100554>)* *9 more results*

-define tribe

**Tribe**: A group of friends that becomes your family.

The people that will be there for you no matter what and who you're guaranteed to have a good time with. Although people may not understand how close they are and their relationships with each other, [it doesn't matter] because they all understand it and love each other

Once a [tribe] is established they stay [together forever].
*"Tribe and [I are] [hanging out] this [weekend]"
"What else is new?"*
*(<http://tribe.urbanup.com/8427438>)* *9 more results*

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-define big spider

**Spider**: Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large [fangs]. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, [conjuring] organic silk [webbing], and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.
*There's a damn [spider] in my [bathtub] where the hell is my damn [flamethrower].*
*(<http://spider.urbanup.com/13103718>)* *9 more results*

Flamethrower

-define flamethrower

**flamethrower**: a type of fart that when released [heats] your pants to such a high tempurature you must sit up or move to the side at a [45 degree angle] to provide a means of cooling. the fart is usauly so hot that the victim can detect the sudden tempurature change [especial] if they breath it in, in some cases it remains superheated for 30 seconds or more. any fart like this is always silent and almost 100% garenteed to smell so bad it will clear out a room. first [timers] are always [caught red handed] because they cannot belive how smelly it is so they laugh or get [overexcited]. if it happens remain calm and try not to laugh, if there is people in the room it is best to leave no mater how much you want to see there reactions fast and un noticable because in seconds they will all smell it seamingly at the same time and rapidly leave gagging or cursing. the victim will not laugh but get mad because the fart is so unfathomably smelly and disgusting. if your caught they will ridicule you or try to explain why that was rude. the proper place to discharge this fart is outside or in an extreamly crowded room because nobody will ever know who did it and they wil be forced to smell it because the doors can only handle so much people trying to escape the rancid odor. this fart is the main component of a real dutch oven.
*guy1. sssssssssssssssss (flamethrower!!!)
guy2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL!!!
guy1. MUHAHAhahaaaaaa!!!
guy2. YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE [YOU KNOW THAT].
guy1. [tehehe], [oops] i did it again!!!*
*(<http://flamethrower.urbanup.com/4984004>)* *9 more results*

Wtf

-define lemongrass

**lemongrass**: Rank, piss-ridden pubic hair above and below a dirty [minky].
If [cunny] is attempted on such a disgusting [specimen] it will probably result in the face contorting, as though one had been sucking on a lemon.
*She may have been [a looker] John but once i popped downstairs to do a quick [impersonation of Stalin] i quickly discovered she had a [biff] like lemongrass.*
*(<http://lemongrass.urbanup.com/1525158>)* *1 more results*

-weather portland

```
Weather report: Portland, United States of America

Overcast
.--. 4..7 °C (44 °F)
.-( ). ← 20 km/h
(___.__)__) 16 km
0.0 mm

```

-weather Langley

```
Weather report: Langley

.-. Light Rain And Snow
( ). -3..+1 °C (33 °F)
(___(__) ↓ 13 km/h
‘ * ‘ * 5 km
* ‘ * ‘ 5.1 mm

```

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Ty’s

-define zoomer