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-define huntsman

**Huntsman**: One who preys [upon] [cougars] and [pumas]!
*"Dude did you see that [new girl] in [the office]?"
"Hell yeah, I would totally Huntsman [the shit out of] her!"*
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@The89thOptimist
What kinda spider do you have uwu

**mods**: British gangs from the early 60's and 70's who's rival were the Rockers ([Teddy Boys]). The Mods (short for Modernists) were notorious for pill-popping (blues, bennies, uppers, downers, ecstasy, amphetamines, barbs, booze, [goofballs], etc., riding really fast on their Lambrettas/Vespas Italian high-performance scooters, clubbing, orgies, well-dressed/chic, mod hairstyles, listening to jazz/funk/sixties R&B/The Who/The Kinks/The Beatles/The Rolling Stones/etc., partying non-stop (the original ravers), and anti-establishment/anarchy against the moors of The Establishment.

check out "[Quadrophenia]
by The Who, and see the film NOW. it will change your perspective about teen angst.
*We are [the Mods], we are the Mods, we are we are we are the Mods!!!*
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-define 403

**403**: The area [code] for [Calgary], [Alberta], Canada.
*Before [dialing] a phone number [long distance] to [Calgary] be sure to add 403 in front of it or else you'll get some other damn place... *
*(<http://403.urbanup.com/2622636>)* *9 more results*

**area**: [The mons] veneris, or [triangular] [squishy], sometimes hairy space above female genitalia.
*I [throw] [crackers] at your area!*
*(<http://area.urbanup.com/17479>)* *9 more results*

-define area code

**Area Code**: A new improved way to rate girls, improving on the 1-10 scale. Just like an area code, let's say [212] for example, there are [three digits] in this [rating scale].

The first number corresponds the girls face, from numbers [1-9], 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.

The second number corresponds if the judging male will have sex with the said girl. [0-] I would never have sex with said women. 1- absolutely I would stick my pleasure stick in that camtoe. And the last possible digit, 2, meaning that the male would have sex with her only under the manipulating influence of alcohol.

The last digit of the area code is based on the said female's body 1-9. 1 being the lowest, 9 being the highest.

To keep this rating system [under wraps], a group of males will never ask what's that girl's area code. He will always ask the male, who are you texting? This keeps the code safe and in control.
*A group of males at a bar, scanning the scene for potential mates, while standing next to their female friends, use the area code scale to judge the females at the bar.

Male 1: (Points out a certain female group) Who are [ypu] texting?

Male 2: I'm texting three people at the moment, [617], [503], [504], what do you think?

Male 1: No way, I can only text [717's], you know what I'm saying?!?

Celebratory laugh for the success of the rating system*
*(<http://area-code.urbanup.com/6914698>)* *9 more results*

-define 504

**504**: 504...its that simple the life of the party, the place where food is so spicy its amazing [li] [wayne] is from here 504 is the area code for [New Orleans]
*[hrad] the 504 its where [im] from*
*(<http://504.urbanup.com/8434888>)* *7 more results*

-define 303

**303**: The area code for [Denver], [Colorado]. Sometimes confused with [720], which overlaps it.
*[I live] in [the 303]. [Yup].*
*(<http://303.urbanup.com/1290709>)* *9 more results*

-define straighty 180

**Straighty 180**: A noob, dweeb or geek that plays everything by the rules, knows every [book off] [by heart], but is a [total douche] bag in society.
*1) Matt: Hey, how come Peter never comes out to party with us anymore?
Jane: He's stuck in his room doing his [english papers]. He's such a fucking [straighty 180].

2) Phil: Daym, I can't believe [Mya's] going out with that douche bag. She's way too hot for him!
Matt: Doode, what do you expect? He's studying law. Fucking striahgty 180.*
*(<http://straighty-180.urbanup.com/4141662>)* *9 more results*

-define eat myself

**eat myself**: when you [eat yourself]
*[I should] eat myself*
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-define siege hail

**sieg**: [victory] [salute] accompanied with a hand [gesture]
*He [straightened] up and raised his hand, [proudly] proclaiming, "[Sieg]!"*
*(<http://sieg.urbanup.com/94925>)* *9 more results*

-define hail

**hail**: Used to [express] a [greeting] or [tribute].
*[Hail] dude!
[Oh] [hiya]*
*(<http://hail.urbanup.com/571530>)* *9 more results*

-define hai hai

**Hai Hai**: [synonym] for a [gayass]
used as an insult far [greater] than any known before...
*Hai Hai is [one of these]...*
*(<http://hai-hai.urbanup.com/772815>)* *9 more results*

-define panty hoe

**panty hoe**: a girl who walks around with underwear like on [final fantasy x-2].the [charactor] in kilika island [Dona] is a panty hoe. look at what she wears walking around the village like that WHAT A SHAME!!!
*[the definition]/word [speaks] for itself

"wow look at her she is such a panty hoe.. PUT SOME [CLOTHES] ON ****!!!"*
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-define cold

**cold**: [Heartless],
Having no [emotions],

*He laughed at the [crippled] [man] who [fell] down, that's cold.*
*(<http://cold.urbanup.com/19442>)* *9 more results*

-define my girl

**my girl**: 1.[shorter] way of saying [girlfriend]
2.a [girl best friend]
*1. [Boy]: [I love] my girl.
2. [Thats] my girl.*
*(<http://my-girl.urbanup.com/1091490>)* *9 more results*

-define my bitch

**My Bitch**: A [term of endearment], which when used in the right [context] is the highest form of [compliment].
*Hey [Brittanie]?

Yes [Ivan]?

[You my bitch], right?

You know it baby!!*
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-define ill

**ill**: [cool], [tight], [sweet]
*that [trick] was ill*
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-define 420

**420**: So far the majority of you are incorrect.
[420's] origin IS known.
the term 420 originated at San Rafael High School, in 1971, among a group of about a dozen pot-smoking [wiseacres] who called themselves the Waldos, who are now pushing 50. The term was shorthand for the time of day the group would meet, at the campus statue of [Louis Pasteur], to smoke pot. Intent on developing their own discreet language, they made 420 code for a time to get high, and its use spread among members of an entire generation.
So there ya go, someone's parents out there invented the term 4/20.
And remember this:
There are NOT 420 chemicals in Weed. It's about 315, the num. goes up or down depending on what you're smoking.
4/20 is NOT police code or Maryjane.
And that whole shit about Holland and 4/20 over there being "tea time" for smokers isn't true either.

[I know my shit].
**
*(<http://420.urbanup.com/100554>)* *9 more results*

-define tribe

**Tribe**: A group of friends that becomes your family.

The people that will be there for you no matter what and who you're guaranteed to have a good time with. Although people may not understand how close they are and their relationships with each other, [it doesn't matter] because they all understand it and love each other

Once a [tribe] is established they stay [together forever].
*"Tribe and [I are] [hanging out] this [weekend]"
"What else is new?"*
*(<http://tribe.urbanup.com/8427438>)* *9 more results*

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