-define LG

**LG**: Similiar to 'LB', LG stands for 'Little Girl' and has in recent years been adopted by young Asian-Australians. [LG's] are generally identified by perfectly manicured hands, 'on-fleek' makeup, Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Michael Kors bags, Long Island Ice Teas at the Sanctuary Hotel, [Korean BBQ], and shorts and white Nike [sports bra's] at your local Melbourne/Sydney Trance or Hardstyle event.
*[Kim] is my favourite LG
Yes omg she was [munting] so hard at [Transmission] though*
*(<http://lg.urbanup.com/12137001>)* *9 more results*

No wtf

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-define LG TV

**LG**: Similiar to 'LB', LG stands for 'Little Girl' and has in recent years been adopted by young Asian-Australians. [LG's] are generally identified by perfectly manicured hands, 'on-fleek' makeup, Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Michael Kors bags, Long Island Ice Teas at the Sanctuary Hotel, [Korean BBQ], and shorts and white Nike [sports bra's] at your local Melbourne/Sydney Trance or Hardstyle event.
*[Kim] is my favourite LG
Yes omg she was [munting] so hard at [Transmission] though*
*(<http://lg.urbanup.com/12137001>)* *9 more results*

**Slovakian Traffic Cone**: The [Slovakian traffic cone] is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange [traffic cone] into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force [the concoction] through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
*Dude, I totally [Slovakian] [traffic] [coned] that chick last night!*
*(<http://slovakian-traffic-cone.urbanup.com/5316744>)* *9 more results*

-define bite

**bite**: To [rip off] another [person's] style, especially with respect to music or fashion. From early [hip-hop] culture.
*[Why don't you] [come up] with your own sound instead of [biting] every track that hits it big in the clubs?*
*(<http://bite.urbanup.com/609156>)* *9 more results*

-define aloof

**aloof**: The state of being emotionally [distanced]. May be seen as [laid back] or cold and [arrogant], depending on the onlooker.
*That kid is so aloof that he wasn't [phased] when he caught [his girl] [cheating] on him.*
*(<http://aloof.urbanup.com/3203159>)* *9 more results*

-define off

**off**: [The general] [direction] in which [you should] fuck
*[Fuck off]!*
*(<http://off.urbanup.com/6454198>)* *9 more results*

-define oof

**oof**: when you don't really [care] but should [say] [atleast] something
*You- "[I think] I'm having [a heart] [attack]"
Me- "oof"*
*(<http://oof.urbanup.com/12725292>)* *9 more results*

-Define grape

**Grape**: [Fruit]. It's a fucking [purple] [fruit].
*[Wow] that [grape] was [delicious]!*
*(<http://grape.urbanup.com/7102939>)* *9 more results*

**gape**: The [stretched out] asshole after [being fucked] in [the ass]. A result of dukeing it.
*After I [tore] her [ass up], she had a [huge] gape.*
*(<http://gape.urbanup.com/60502>)* *9 more results*

**train**: A group of guys [stand in] a line outside a room. One by one, they enter the room to have sex with one girl inside. The line must have at least 7 guys to be [qualified] as [a train].
*"What's this [line] for?"
"We're [running a train]! Go to the back of [the line]."*
*(<http://train.urbanup.com/43572>)* *9 more results*

Ahem NSFW @Bumblebee

What

Please read <#511016015677620253>

I didn't

I’m sorry?

S.I.G :c

I didn't -define gape

...

$mut3 @Bumblebee bhahaha nahhh PRANKED!

You're just having a chuckle... right?

No!

✌

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-define bug chaser

**bug chaser**: Describes a person [trying to] [acquire] [HIV]
*[The doctor] said, "This [patient] is regularly having [unprotected sex] with different partners. He might be a bug chaser."*
*(<http://bug-chaser.urbanup.com/278983>)* *9 more results*

Eew

-define big sleep coming

**big sleep**: another [phrase] for [death] or [dying]
*She wasn't [looking forward] to her big sleep*
*(<http://big-sleep.urbanup.com/2470946>)* *9 more results*

😂wtf

-define sleepy sig

**sigged**: When someone says something and it is placed into the [signature] (on forums) or a [profile] as a [quote].
*psychopath129 (2:17:24 AM): so what if [i have aids]?
fozzythemuppeteeer (2:17:[29] AM): [LAOL], sigged*
*(<http://sigged.urbanup.com/1732152>)* *9 more results*

-define “time for bed”