-define oil trade

**Traded**: Adjective - Used to describe exactly how drunk, high, fucked up, or whatever takes your [fancy that] you and/or your friends are/were.

This is not to be confused with faded, as being faded is a much [lower level] of fucked up than [traded].

See examples below.
*Kyle - "Bro, I got so traded last night! Not like [James Harden] traded, like KG to the Celtics traded!"

Tim - "Ahh shit man, that's crazy man. Like you ain't [no free] agent? You was traded? Damn."

[Mec] - "I'm feelin' so traaadeddd!"*
*(<http://traded.urbanup.com/6832349>)* *9 more results*

-define stuff porn

**stuff**: The word that can [substitute] everything. Very often used by [peoples], is usually used for something [you don't know] what its called, can be sexual
*Do you want to come over to y house tonight [and do] [fun stuff]?
Fine lets go and do stuff!

His stuff was [so small]!!*
*(<http://stuff.urbanup.com/7398900>)* *9 more results*

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-define snuff

**Snuff**: 1. (verb) To kill, [assasinate], destroy, murder.
2. (adj.) A real (not [staged]) filmed murder; usually of raping and killing a woman. In some cases it is viewed for [sexual arousal].
*1. A lot of people got mugged and [snuffed] here.

2. There was this one underground [snuff film] of a guy getting tortured with a [razor blade]. *
*(<http://snuff.urbanup.com/198372>)* *9 more results*

-define life is good

**Good Life**: [the life] of [sex] and [drugs]
*I'm livin' [da] [good life].*
*(<http://good-life.urbanup.com/2823075>)* *9 more results*

-define LG

**LG**: Similiar to 'LB', LG stands for 'Little Girl' and has in recent years been adopted by young Asian-Australians. [LG's] are generally identified by perfectly manicured hands, 'on-fleek' makeup, Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Michael Kors bags, Long Island Ice Teas at the Sanctuary Hotel, [Korean BBQ], and shorts and white Nike [sports bra's] at your local Melbourne/Sydney Trance or Hardstyle event.
*[Kim] is my favourite LG
Yes omg she was [munting] so hard at [Transmission] though*
*(<http://lg.urbanup.com/12137001>)* *9 more results*

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-define LG TV

**LG**: Similiar to 'LB', LG stands for 'Little Girl' and has in recent years been adopted by young Asian-Australians. [LG's] are generally identified by perfectly manicured hands, 'on-fleek' makeup, Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Michael Kors bags, Long Island Ice Teas at the Sanctuary Hotel, [Korean BBQ], and shorts and white Nike [sports bra's] at your local Melbourne/Sydney Trance or Hardstyle event.
*[Kim] is my favourite LG
Yes omg she was [munting] so hard at [Transmission] though*
*(<http://lg.urbanup.com/12137001>)* *9 more results*

**Slovakian Traffic Cone**: The [Slovakian traffic cone] is the act of stuffing the small end of a regulation orange [traffic cone] into the anus of your sexual partner and then jizzing, puking, pissing, and shitting into the traffic cone. Then you take a plunger and force [the concoction] through the traffic cone and into the girls intestines. She then takes a large dose of laxatives and shits out the concoction onto your chest while wearing the traffic cone as a hat.
*Dude, I totally [Slovakian] [traffic] [coned] that chick last night!*
*(<http://slovakian-traffic-cone.urbanup.com/5316744>)* *9 more results*

-define bite

**bite**: To [rip off] another [person's] style, especially with respect to music or fashion. From early [hip-hop] culture.
*[Why don't you] [come up] with your own sound instead of [biting] every track that hits it big in the clubs?*
*(<http://bite.urbanup.com/609156>)* *9 more results*

-define aloof

**aloof**: The state of being emotionally [distanced]. May be seen as [laid back] or cold and [arrogant], depending on the onlooker.
*That kid is so aloof that he wasn't [phased] when he caught [his girl] [cheating] on him.*
*(<http://aloof.urbanup.com/3203159>)* *9 more results*

-define off

**off**: [The general] [direction] in which [you should] fuck
*[Fuck off]!*
*(<http://off.urbanup.com/6454198>)* *9 more results*

-define oof

**oof**: when you don't really [care] but should [say] [atleast] something
*You- "[I think] I'm having [a heart] [attack]"
Me- "oof"*
*(<http://oof.urbanup.com/12725292>)* *9 more results*

-Define grape

**Grape**: [Fruit]. It's a fucking [purple] [fruit].
*[Wow] that [grape] was [delicious]!*
*(<http://grape.urbanup.com/7102939>)* *9 more results*

**gape**: The [stretched out] asshole after [being fucked] in [the ass]. A result of dukeing it.
*After I [tore] her [ass up], she had a [huge] gape.*
*(<http://gape.urbanup.com/60502>)* *9 more results*

**train**: A group of guys [stand in] a line outside a room. One by one, they enter the room to have sex with one girl inside. The line must have at least 7 guys to be [qualified] as [a train].
*"What's this [line] for?"
"We're [running a train]! Go to the back of [the line]."*
*(<http://train.urbanup.com/43572>)* *9 more results*

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Please read <#511016015677620253>

I didn't

I’m sorry?

S.I.G :c

I didn't -define gape

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$mut3 @Bumblebee bhahaha nahhh PRANKED!

You're just having a chuckle... right?

No!

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