**99**: When you're really [close] to something/someone but you don't [make it].
*I tried asking this [girl out] but I [99'd] because she [changed] her mind.*
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t!cookie @-Joe

-define 1488

**1488**: White Supremacy Encryption

14 = The [14 words]

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

Phrase coined by George Lincoln [Rockwell], the founder of the [American Nazi] Party

88 = H is the 8th letter of the alphabet
ergo 88 = HH = Heil Hitler
*[WHITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE] 1488!*
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-define seig heil

**seig heil**: German for "we hail". Often used as a greeting accompanied by a [quick flick] of the wrist into a straight [45 degree angle] with the floor and a click of the back [heels].
*[FF]: seig heil *saluts with [the flick] of wrist*
[GH]: excellent form...*
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-define clever

**Clever**: Describing someone smart,intelligent or [witty]
[opposite] of [dumb]
*''man he's [really] [clever]!['']*
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-define flick of the wrist

**Flick of the wrist**: [Stirring] a [concoction] to produce [crack cocaine].
*[Look at] her [flick of the wrist]*
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lol

-define bot

**Bot**: You are a horrible player in a game, specifically [CS:GO] or [C-ops] (mobile game) and you just suck so badly that you play like a bot, otherwise a [NPC] or something that isn't humanly controlled.
**[insert name here]* is a [bot]. ([Whoever] is just a bad player)*
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-define clover

**Clover**: 1. A person that believes all laws are made for the common good, and that all laws have to be followed. Clovers generally believe that if someone does something that irritates them in some way that a law should be made to correct the problem - "There ought to be a law". A Clover will always side with the police or the government no matter what [egregious] evil they have committed.
Clovers believe that they are always doing the right thing, and therefore everyone should wait on them, or are basically oblivious to others' needs.
2. A person that is generally afraid, overly safe, and obeys [all rules], and thinks others should too, especially as related to driving:
Clovers will wait for the left [turn signal] arrow even when left on green is allowed, and/or will not pull into the intersection, so that they will be able to [turn left] after the approaching traffic has cleared or stopped.
Clovers wait for a green light even when right on red is allowed.
Clovers need two lanes to pass a bicycle.
Clovers apply brakes at random.
Clovers never use their [rear view] mirrors, because others should have to wait on them.
Clovers stop when they are in the acceleration lane.
Clovers slow for school zones even when school is out.
Clovers refuse to move right for faster-moving traffic.
Clovers have an obnoxious, [passive-aggressive] determination to force everyone else to drive slowly, too,
*Clovers will drive the [speed limit] in the left-hand lane.
Clovers believe the government is always right.
Clovers believe that if someone is simply investigated and/or arrested for a crime then that person must be guilty.
Clovers believe the [TSA] makes us safe.
Clovers believe the government is [here to help] us.
Clovers generally work for the government.*
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-define stirring

**Stirring**: 1. Exciting [strong feelings], as of [inspiration]; rousing.
2. Active; [lively].
*I was [stirring] about [an hour] when [i saw] her .*
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-define bake

**bake**: To [smoke weed].

[Past Tense]: [baked].
*"[I'm so baked]."
"[Let's go] [get baked]." *
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-define smoke

**smoke**: Beef, Trouble, [Confrontation], Gun battle

Why you [flexing] boy, you don't want [no smoke].
*Why you [flexing] boy, [you don't want] [no smoke].*
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-define thought crime

**Thought Crime**: A theoretical felony. The federally punishable act of thinking about unlawful acts, thinking of committing them, or having thoughts contrary to the will of the established government or relevant legal or social paradigm. An [arrestable] offense regardless of whether or not action has been taken towards the thought, even lacking traditional evidence of any kind of wrongdoing.

This idea is prevalent in the [dystopian] novel "1984," by british author [George Orwell].
*[I'm glad] Bush is out of office. I was sure I was going to [get sent] to Guantanomo for Thought [Crimes].*
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-define thought

**thought**: Something that might [get you] into trouble if [uttered] [aloud].
*[You know what] I just thought? [Oh, wait], [nevermind]... (innocent face)*
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-define crime

**Crime**: A breaking of the law in any way, shape, or form.

Can be determined by the following [formula]:

(Education + Wealth + Number of Jobs + Number of Businesses) / [Sucess]

Is as [proportional] to race as George W. Bush is to intelligence.
*[Bernie Mac] on Crime in the movie "[Head of State]":

"There's no such thing as white-collar crime. And there's definitely no such thing as black-on-black crime. Crime is crime. Let me explain something to you. I don't care if you have a white collar or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonna [whup] your ass."*
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-define nevermind

**Nevermind**: You were too stupid to understand me [the the] [first time], so I gave up [trying]
*[Desi]: Hey, do you know the real meaning of [nevermind] is?

[Jesse]: What?

Desi: You were too stupid to understand me the first time, so I gave up trying.

Jesse: What?

Desi: *sigh* [Nevermind]*
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t!wiki george orwell

📖 | ** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Orwell **

lmao at nevermind

-define later gator

**later gator**: [Goodbye]. Short for "[See you later, alligator]". In-the-know people will respond with an "after a while, [crocodile]."
*Him: "Well, [I'm outta here]. [Have a nice] evening."

Her: "Later, [gator]."*
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-define double think

**Thinking**: The hardest work there is in life, because most people would rather die than think—[relative] to the sizes of other body parts, [the brain] uses an [unfair] amount of energy to function optimally.
*[Narrow-minded], [illogical], or irrational thinking is the main cause of most of the violence happening in the world today: poor thinking only promotes poor [behaving].*
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-define newspeak

**Newspeak**: In George Orwell's [dystopia] "[Nineteen Eighty-Four]", Newspeak was the corrupted/purged language everyone was supposed to speak according to the totalitarian dictatorship which ran everything. Words with subversive potential and those which had unclear meanings were eliminated, along with references to the past. The attempt was to bring language, and therefore thought, into line with the wishes of the rulers.

It is also used to refer to any instance of politically-invented language put out through apparatuses of propaganda and social control or by spindoctors.

Words like people-trafficker, collateral damage and [downsizing] are examples of real-world Newspeak.
*This doesn't mean you shouldn't make up [new words]. Nor does it mean that every political or invented word should be suspect. The point is that new words should [expand] meaning, not contract it. If a word is used to cover up abuses by the powerful or to manipulate people in favour of the existing [regime], it's Newspeak.*
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-define doublethink