Its cute as hell

~moshi moshi uwu~

-define women

**women**: [The reason] for [communism].
*[Women] are [the reason] for [communism].*
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-define men

**men**: The other half of the human population. Despite what extremists think, we do not deserve to be killed, [castrated], mutilated, etc. I ask you, what is the difference in me saying "all women are she-demon with tits that [suck you dry] of your money," and you saying "all men are dogs, pigs, deserve to be castrated." Think before you say things.
Dr. King once said "Judge a man not by his skin color, but by the content of his character." Judge people by their character, not by what skin color, sex, religion, or culture someone comes from. I find this to be becoming mainstream and acceptable in our culture, to simply demean somebody or an entire demographic based on something that is outside that person or [demographics] control. I didn't choose to be male, it simply turned out that way. I didn't choose to be white, it simply turned out that way. Most of the rest of the male population and I do not rape women or molest young girls. But there is always going to be bad people among any demographic. Like most black people don't steal, and most immigrants are not illegal.

So I [implore] you to stop making generalized statements (i.e. "all [men are pigs]"), blanket accusations, and gross usage of stereotypes and calling it "just" or "right." It is not right, it is not just, and it is [not ok].
*woman:"All [men are pigs]"
man:"how would you know about the behavior of an entire demographic of people [numbering] at approx. 3.5 billion? How do you have the gall to accuse HALF of HUMANITY, off of the infinitesimally small group of men that you have ever met? how about you use logic instead of stupidity and feelings to make an argument before regurgitating [misandric] and bigoted statements."*
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-define family

**family**: A group of people, usually of the same blood (but do not have to be), who genuinely love, trust, care about, and look out for each other. Not to be mistaken with relatives sharing the same household who hate eachother. [REAL family] is a [bondage] that cannot be broken [by any means].
*Family relationships:

Parents actually enjoy spending time with their children. They help them help themselves make it into the world successfully.

[Siblings] look out for and love one another. Older [siblings] generally help take care of younger siblings.

The children respect their parents. The parents deserve their respect.

Spouses married each other [out of love] not for money, social status, or fantasies of fancy [weddings].*
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-define sex

**sex**: i was in school on a project. my partner was the hottest girl ever Brittany. I always had a thing for her but she was too hot but something changed. in the halls, she [bumped into] me, i felt her hand squeeze my dick.she was leaning over a desk and she told me to look at what she wrote. i couldn't go on either side of her because there were tables."I can't really see" i said"[just come] closer." i went an inch closer but made [sure not] to touch her. she wouldnt stand up straight.her ass was close to my dick. "I can't get much closer." i told her "you can"i went further until i [grazed] her ass."she took my hands and placed them on the desk. "closer" she said.i walked a few steps until i was against her. "more" she said. my dick was on her ass. (it continues into the example)

*i pushed some more. "there we go.".our legs touched." she took my hands and placed them on her breasts. i pushed even more on my ass. i was so hard. her tights showed her ass in a sexy way. go to the bathroom" she whispered she left the room. i asked. i stepped into the boys bathroom and locked the door. i looked in the stalls and on the last one Brittany was there in a black bra and thong. i walked up to her and kissed her. her legs were next to me. i took off her clothes. her breasts were [against me]. i moved my hands to her ass and i squeezed. she squeezed mine. she undid her bra and i didn't move. she laughed, took my hands and putthem on her. she got down on her knees and took [a chunk] in. i tried to control my moans but it was to good. i [cummed]. it went in her mouth and she swallowed all of it. i was hard again and kissed her. i grabbed her ass and [hauled] her up. her legs were around me. my dick went in her vagina. [she screamed].I moved in and out"oh yes Nate. " i went as fast as i could and she screamed. we both hit our orgasms at the same time. she screamed.i cummed so much. we [Frenched] after. this sex between us continued for a long time. i have to go, tomorrow is our [son's] wedding.*
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-define emptiness

**Emptiness**: The awkward feeling after achieving your [dreams] and [goals] that you can bring nothing along with you to the other side of [eternity].
*The feeling of [emptiness] seldom [dawns] on the rich and the wealthy and the famous that naked they came, naked they would [depart], until they are closer to experiencing their last heartbeat.*
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-define achievement

**Achievement**: [Achievements] are synonymous with [Gamerscore] on the Xbox 360.
When you unlock an Achievement, you get Gamerscore. To unlock an Achievement, you need to fulfil a specific task.
Achievements vary in difficulty to unlock; some take little to no effort whatsoever, whereas some are [nigh] impossible to achieve.
*Example of an easy Achievement to unlock:

[Gears of War]: Prison [Breakout] -
Completed [tutorial] level on any skill level

Example of a hard Achievement to unlock:

Gears of War: Seriously ... -
Kill 10,000 people in versus ranked match total*
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-define death

**death**: [the cure for life]
**
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-define life

**life**: A sexually-transmitted, [terminal disease].
**
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-define animal

**Animal**: 1)The kick ass pink dude from [The Muppets].

2)A [mad-ass] [drum monkey].
*1)Animal from [The Muppets] got some [mad skills]!

2)Did you see whozit's drummer? [Dude's] a fuckin Animal!*
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-define you

**You**: [Not me]
**
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-define self

**self**: The field of psychology attempts to [define it] with circular definitions. The truth is, we [don't really know] how to define self... not [objectively] at least.
In a few words, self is consciousness. Consciousness escapes objective description (poor example: your experience of the colour red, is it the same as mine?). If a definition requires an objective description, then self is un-definable.
*Get your [fine] self over [hear]!*
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-define unity

**Unity**: Noun- A free video game and [animation] [engine] that is popular with beginners and indie [developers].
*The Unity [engine] powers many egglike and [3D] [Browser] games.*
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-define togetherness

**Togetherness**: When two people join together and become one in [heart and soul].

A relationship that is [unbreakable] due to a [resounding] love that is shared.
*When we met the feeling of [togetherness] was [resounding] and our love will [never be] broken.*
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-define love

**love**: none of these definitions that I have read are a [true definition] of love

that is infatuation,
obsession,
[lonliness],
despair,
or any combination of the above

love ISN'T when you want or need to be with them every second of the day
love IS when the time you spend with them is perfect, and the time you spend apart is equally as good

love ISN'T when you depend on them and your whole life revolves around them
love IS when they are a perfect addition to your life, it doesn't make everything else seem perfect, it makes everything else bareable and [manageable]
they help you [grow as a person], and make you a better person and feel better about yourself and life in general

love ISN'T when you hate saying goodbye
love IS when you see "goodbye" as the possibility of saying "hello" all over again

love DOESN'T cover their flaws
love DOES show their flaws for all they are, but you love their imperfections, cuz it makes them who they are, and you love and accept them for everything they are

love grows
and encourages growth
love isn't perfect
but it's always close

love,
real true love,
is the best thing that will ever happen to you
*[most people] will never even meet [that one] other person in the world that really loves them
[let alone] love them back*
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-define nation

**Nation**: A tag ignorant [sports fans] put after their favorite team, e.g. [Red Sox Nation], [Raider Nation], Hawaii Rainbow Warriors Nation, etc. They think for some reason that adding this tag makes their shitty team and annoying behavior somehow more dignified.
*Guy A: Dude, I just started liking the [Jacksonville Jaguars] because they wear [pretty colors]. I suppose you could call me a card carrying member of Jaguar Nation!

Guy B: Have you ever been to Jacksonville?

Guy A: No, but my [second cousin] once went to a wedding there and told me all about the hotel he stayed at on Facebook!

Guy B: OK, can you name two players on the Jaguars?

Guy A: Uhhhh.....*
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-define oriental

**oriental**: [Politically incorrect] term used in place of "Asian." Correct [usage] should be an adjective for things like [inanimate] objects, not humans.
*Correct usage: There's an [Oriental rug] store on Derbe Drive.
or
Are you going to the [Oriental] market?

[Incorrect] usage: Is that dude [oriental]?
or
Orientals are known to be bad drivers.*
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-define Asians

**asians**: - A person from Asia or with Asian roots (that is it, nothing more, nothing less)

Common stereotypes:
- All [Asians] are martial artists: A lot are, but not all.
- Asians have [small eyes]: Not true, Asians have tighter skin, whilst Europeans have looser skin. This is also true in the eye region. Therefore giving the impression that Asians have smaller eyes when this is not true.
-Asians have small penises: FALSE! Almost all academic study and [scientific research] ever undertaken has proven that Asian penises are just as large as Caucasian penises. The average for both are approximately 5.5 to [6 inches]. However, [Asian men] do not stray far from this average, whilst Caucasian men do. For every Caucasian man with a [9 inch] penis, there is one with a 3 inch one. And for every Asian with a 7 inch penis, there is one with a 5 inch one. There are more [Caucasians] with large penises, but there are also more Caucasians with smaller penises. Yes, penises smaller than Asians. This is fact! This information has also been known for a long time, but people like to [perpetuate] myths.
-Asians are short: This is not genetic and not necessarily true. A lot of Asians are short due to diet. It lacks protein and dairy. It is healthier and hence Asians tend to live longer, but it does not promote physical growth as much. However, for Asians with a "Western" diet, they tend to be just as tall, if not taller than their Caucasian counterparts. A lot of the tallest people on earth are Asian. A famous example is NBA star [Yao Ming].

- Asians are smart: This stereotype is actually true. Asians have one of the highest average [IQ's] in the world. The [average Asian] American IQ is approximately 120, whilst the Average Caucasian American is approximately 100. However, just like penis size, the IQ varies greatly for Caucasians and less for Asians. There is a higher percentage of Caucasians with very [high IQ's] (around 150) than Asians. Although for every Caucasian with an IQ of 150, there are Caucasians with an IQ of only 50.
- All Asians are rich/poor: There is a stereotype that Asians are either really rich or poor third world people. Since the two conflict with each other, it is obvious that neither is true. There are rich and poor Asians, just like rich and poor White and Black people.
- [Asian women] are submissive, [subservient], sex craving, etc. Asian men are dominating, [patriarchal], sexist etc: False! Asian women are given a lot of respect and power by Asian men. Asian women can also be materialistic, agressive and dominating (ask any man who has dated an Asian). Many Asian countries treat women as equals and many women keep their surnames. In [Asian culture], it is generally accepted that the man does the talking in public and act [gentlemanly], whilst the woman has control at home. In Western culture, it is the opposite. Caucasian women are given the impression of power in public, but is often told that the kitchen is her place at home. "A man's home is his castle" is a Western saying. "Women hold up half the heavens" is Asian. There have been no female presidents, but there have been female emperors in Asia.
- All Asians are "blah": False. Half the world's population is Asian. How can "ALL" Asians (approx. 3 billion people) be any particular thing?

Stop the hating, stop the racism. It tears our communities apart. No race is superior to another's.
*"The [average penis] is 5.5 to [6 inches]. Mine is way longer and bigger than that, this is because I'm Asian."

"All Asians are <insert anything here> since I've personally met all 3 billion of them. Or maybe I'm just ignorant and know nothing about Asians."
"Most Asians are good people. They start up businesses, offer services to communities, raise the country's [GDP], pay their taxes, boost the country's economy and share with everyone their culture."*
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-define mongloid