**Po**: [The red] [teletubby]
*Po: [Uh-oh]!*
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-define astrology

**astrology**: When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely [vague] and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will [make money]" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with [astronomy], the badass science of the universe.
*1- "Okay, here's your [horoscope]. You will [get a raise] at the end of the year. Wow! Look! [Astrology] signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"

2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."*
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-define astrophysics

**astrophysics**: A [totally rad] [area] of [study].
*The [youngster] had hopes of being an astrophysicist, as astrophysics is one of his favorite things to [study] in his [spare time].*
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-define philosophy

**philosophy**: Contrary to some of the [vacuous bullshit] you'll find on this page, philosophy is a noble, no, possibly THE most noble academic discipline one can study. Sans repeating what our friend correctly said about the five major fields, I will say this: We live and die for philosophy. Even if we don't realize it, nearly everything we believe is predicated on someone's philosophical investigations. To debase the mother of all sciences as a "waste of the [taxpayer's] money" is to admit barefaced ignorance.

Oh yeah, and philosophy majors score higher than any other majors on the graduate exam; mathematics students come in second. Maybe they're doing something right.

PS. I'm not a [philosophy major].
*Do philosophy, [dipshit].*
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t!avatar @Nyoki

Im not into anime

But why do I love your profile pic

okay. This isn't an anime c:

Huh

Excuse my ignorance 😅

It is a character ^-^

Its cute as hell

~moshi moshi uwu~

-define women

**women**: [The reason] for [communism].
*[Women] are [the reason] for [communism].*
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-define men

**men**: The other half of the human population. Despite what extremists think, we do not deserve to be killed, [castrated], mutilated, etc. I ask you, what is the difference in me saying "all women are she-demon with tits that [suck you dry] of your money," and you saying "all men are dogs, pigs, deserve to be castrated." Think before you say things.
Dr. King once said "Judge a man not by his skin color, but by the content of his character." Judge people by their character, not by what skin color, sex, religion, or culture someone comes from. I find this to be becoming mainstream and acceptable in our culture, to simply demean somebody or an entire demographic based on something that is outside that person or [demographics] control. I didn't choose to be male, it simply turned out that way. I didn't choose to be white, it simply turned out that way. Most of the rest of the male population and I do not rape women or molest young girls. But there is always going to be bad people among any demographic. Like most black people don't steal, and most immigrants are not illegal.

So I [implore] you to stop making generalized statements (i.e. "all [men are pigs]"), blanket accusations, and gross usage of stereotypes and calling it "just" or "right." It is not right, it is not just, and it is [not ok].
*woman:"All [men are pigs]"
man:"how would you know about the behavior of an entire demographic of people [numbering] at approx. 3.5 billion? How do you have the gall to accuse HALF of HUMANITY, off of the infinitesimally small group of men that you have ever met? how about you use logic instead of stupidity and feelings to make an argument before regurgitating [misandric] and bigoted statements."*
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-define family

**family**: A group of people, usually of the same blood (but do not have to be), who genuinely love, trust, care about, and look out for each other. Not to be mistaken with relatives sharing the same household who hate eachother. [REAL family] is a [bondage] that cannot be broken [by any means].
*Family relationships:

Parents actually enjoy spending time with their children. They help them help themselves make it into the world successfully.

[Siblings] look out for and love one another. Older [siblings] generally help take care of younger siblings.

The children respect their parents. The parents deserve their respect.

Spouses married each other [out of love] not for money, social status, or fantasies of fancy [weddings].*
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-define sex

**sex**: i was in school on a project. my partner was the hottest girl ever Brittany. I always had a thing for her but she was too hot but something changed. in the halls, she [bumped into] me, i felt her hand squeeze my dick.she was leaning over a desk and she told me to look at what she wrote. i couldn't go on either side of her because there were tables."I can't really see" i said"[just come] closer." i went an inch closer but made [sure not] to touch her. she wouldnt stand up straight.her ass was close to my dick. "I can't get much closer." i told her "you can"i went further until i [grazed] her ass."she took my hands and placed them on the desk. "closer" she said.i walked a few steps until i was against her. "more" she said. my dick was on her ass. (it continues into the example)

*i pushed some more. "there we go.".our legs touched." she took my hands and placed them on her breasts. i pushed even more on my ass. i was so hard. her tights showed her ass in a sexy way. go to the bathroom" she whispered she left the room. i asked. i stepped into the boys bathroom and locked the door. i looked in the stalls and on the last one Brittany was there in a black bra and thong. i walked up to her and kissed her. her legs were next to me. i took off her clothes. her breasts were [against me]. i moved my hands to her ass and i squeezed. she squeezed mine. she undid her bra and i didn't move. she laughed, took my hands and putthem on her. she got down on her knees and took [a chunk] in. i tried to control my moans but it was to good. i [cummed]. it went in her mouth and she swallowed all of it. i was hard again and kissed her. i grabbed her ass and [hauled] her up. her legs were around me. my dick went in her vagina. [she screamed].I moved in and out"oh yes Nate. " i went as fast as i could and she screamed. we both hit our orgasms at the same time. she screamed.i cummed so much. we [Frenched] after. this sex between us continued for a long time. i have to go, tomorrow is our [son's] wedding.*
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-define emptiness

**Emptiness**: The awkward feeling after achieving your [dreams] and [goals] that you can bring nothing along with you to the other side of [eternity].
*The feeling of [emptiness] seldom [dawns] on the rich and the wealthy and the famous that naked they came, naked they would [depart], until they are closer to experiencing their last heartbeat.*
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-define achievement

**Achievement**: [Achievements] are synonymous with [Gamerscore] on the Xbox 360.
When you unlock an Achievement, you get Gamerscore. To unlock an Achievement, you need to fulfil a specific task.
Achievements vary in difficulty to unlock; some take little to no effort whatsoever, whereas some are [nigh] impossible to achieve.
*Example of an easy Achievement to unlock:

[Gears of War]: Prison [Breakout] -
Completed [tutorial] level on any skill level

Example of a hard Achievement to unlock:

Gears of War: Seriously ... -
Kill 10,000 people in versus ranked match total*
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-define death

**death**: [the cure for life]
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-define life

**life**: A sexually-transmitted, [terminal disease].
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-define animal

**Animal**: 1)The kick ass pink dude from [The Muppets].

2)A [mad-ass] [drum monkey].
*1)Animal from [The Muppets] got some [mad skills]!

2)Did you see whozit's drummer? [Dude's] a fuckin Animal!*
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-define you

**You**: [Not me]
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-define self