-define 3rd base with S.I.G

**3rd base**: [3rd Base] is getting either a Hand Job, [Fingering] or Oral Sex. Can also be used as [foreplay] before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse
*"hey .. whats [third base] actualy feel like?"
"It feels like [warm apple pie]..."
[-American] Pie*
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-define that's not gonna stop sig terry

**sigged**: When someone says something and it is placed into the [signature] (on forums) or a [profile] as a [quote].
*psychopath129 (2:17:24 AM): so what if [i have aids]?
fozzythemuppeteeer (2:17:[29] AM): [LAOL], sigged*
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The child is good

But it’s a little retarded

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-define “look behind you”

**look behind you**: something a [killer] will say before proceeding to [rip] your [guts out]
*[Stalker]: [Look behind you]
Guy: hUh? [AHHHHHH]*
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-define oh shit

**oh shit**: an exclaimation to be said with a very loud voice when you realize you have forgotten to do something very important such as:

1) Your [Venn] [English Homework]
2) You left your keys locked inside your car
3) You just trip and [scrape] both of your knees.
*Friend "hey man can I have some [help with] that last question on our [english homework]?"

You "Oh shit! [I left] mine at home!"*
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-define spread them cheeks terry

**spreading them cheeks**: When one spreads their [glutes] in [preparation] for Penetration or any [penial] objects.
*friend 1: "yo did you [tap that] last night?"

friend 2: "[yeah bro], I had her spreading them cheeks [for me]"*
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-define six o'clock

**Six o'clock**: A [hottie's] [butt crack], when [vertical]
*[That girl] got one [smokin'] [six o'clock]! *
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-define first course

**First Course**: A male's performance of [vigorous] oral stimulation on his female mate through cunnilingus and [analingus] to get both holes [warmed up] and wet for vaginal and anal intercourse.
*Dan woke his girlfriend up at 3:00 a.m. as he was sporting a [water dog] and needed some release. She was groggy and disinterested so he pulled her panties off and served up a hot First Course. After [dining at the Y], Dan had her warm, wet and ready and she was ready for a little man meat to be served up in her [loose meat sandwich].*
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-define crypto

**crypto**: [Shorthand] [name] for [cryptography].
*If [you need] to [secure] some [data], just use crypto.*
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-define uncertainty

**uncertainty**: The state of being in which an [outcome] is both [unknown] and can not be predicted [by any means].
*The uncertainty of his [behavior] leads [most people] to [believe that] it's random.*
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-define cheater

**Cheater**: A fucking asshole that is supposed to be your best friend then decides that you're [too far] away to be [faithful], and that some [one night stand] is more important of the years you've spent together. Hope it was worth it.
*He's nothing but [a fucking] [lying] [cheater].*
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-define maroons > blues

**Marooner**: A dedicated fan to [Maroon 5], apart of the [maroon 5] fandom. This is a person who appreciates all members of the band Maroon 5 and is able to name each and every members, all of there albums and the name of their previous band ([Kara's Flowers]). This person will often "Fan girl" and owns Maroon 5 merchandise. They are often associated with directioners (one direction fans) or Beliebers ([Justin Bieber fans])
*Marooner- "OH MY GOD! Did you hear that Matt flynn, Jesse Carmichael, [James Valentine], Mickey madden, Sam [Farrar], PJ morton and Adam Levine are going to be preforming Songs about Jane, It won't be soon before long, Hands all over and Overexposed. Ryan Dusick from [Kara's flowers] will even be there!

Everyday person-"Who the hell are they?, all I know is Adam Levine."*
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-define greater than

**MC Greater Than**: A member of [the southwest] rap group [rilla dope] and formerly known as MC [Ducats] n' Buckets. Raps characterized by old school beats, MC GT revives the art for a new generation.
*MC Greater Than just [came] out with this new [jive] called Over and [Done].*
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-define >

**>**: [Shorthand] for "[implying]."
Originated from [greentext].
*Example 1:

A) Everyone on Youtube is saying that [it sucks].
B) >[basing] anything on [Youtube comments].

Example 2:
A) Hey did you buy that game yet?
B) >Buying games.*

*See /v/*
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-define picnic

**Picnic**: Something you eat [outdoors] [on the ground], as opposed to at a [table]
*[Sheldon]: "Picnics are [no picnic], either. Where should we go to lunch? Oh I know, [the ground]!"*
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-define on me

**On me**: [I swear] . like you would say on [ur mama] or [on god]..
*Carl: bruh look at that girl right there bruh [she bad] [asf]
[Charles]: On me bruh*
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-define brah

**brah**: This is the slang term for "bro" which is slang for brother..a slang inside a slang 8) THIS ORIGINATED IN THE STATE OF HAWAII! for those who think that it originated in southern california or where ever, your are miss informed. It is [the pigeon] (english-hawaiian slang) word that is used state wide in Hawaii not only by surfers but by all people born and raised in hawaii of all racial groups. and it [pains] me when i hear cali [haole] tourist say it.
*[sup] brah
[howsit] brah
[a'] brah we go beach
ho brah where you stay*
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**brah**: This is the slang term for "bro" which is slang for brother..a slang inside a slang 8) THIS ORIGINATED IN THE STATE OF HAWAII! for those who think that it originated in southern california or where ever, your are miss informed. It is [the pigeon] (english-hawaiian slang) word that is used state wide in Hawaii not only by surfers but by all people born and raised in hawaii of all racial groups. and it [pains] me when i hear cali [haole] tourist say it.
*[sup] brah
[howsit] brah
[a'] brah we go beach
ho brah where you stay*
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