-define bill gates

**Bill Gates**: [correction], his current stock is worth over $100 billion now. Plus he donated $32 billion to educational purposes. Hes [a good man] and a [philanthropist] who made our world alot easier through Microsoft.
*Bill Gates does not dress up like [P. Diddy] ...even though hes a [thousand] times [richer] than him.*
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-define jeff bezos

**Jeff Bezos**: An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s [ample], efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the [prolific] CEO of [Amazon] and the success that can be attributed to him.
*“bro [look at this]”
“dude that’s pretty [jeff bezos]”
“[wtf] did you just say?”*
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-define neymar

**Neymar**: the new star of brazilian football.
Equally skilled than their compatriots [Ronaldinho] and Ronaldo, Neymar plays for [FC Barcelona] in Spain. This call to become the next great player from Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Regates improbable, shots are accurate and genius Neymar [cover letter]!
*If [Messi] and towards the front of [Barcelona] was dangerous, now with the arrival of Neymar, the team is [shaping] up much more powerful on offense!*
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-define war

**war**: does not [determine] who is [right], but who is [left].
*[war in] [iraq], the only thing that makes [CNN] worth watching.*
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-define alex jones

**Alex Jones**: A fat and bigoted [know-nothing] who has wet dreams about raising his own [white nationalist] version of the [Vietcong] to take over the U.S. Believes blacks and Jews are plotting to take over the world. Paradoxically calls himself a patriot while threatening the U.S. military. Frequently jerks off to pictures he drew himself depicting the Founding Fathers having sex with top members of the Nazi regime whilst wearing a three corner hat. Occasionally seen sucking cock.
*"You see that interview [Piers Morgan] had with Alex Jones? What a [fat piece of shit] moron!"

"Man, you suck more cock than Alex Jones!"

"Alex Jones has a tattoo of Hitler on his balls".

"Alex Jones has micropenis and likes to [get tea] bagged by tea bagging patriots dressed like a slave master from colonial times."*
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-define jeff bozo

**Bozo**: A fluffy and lumpy dumb person who struggles through everyday activities like getting to work fully clothed and [in one piece]. Often used affectionately but with an [eye roll]. Said [bozo] typically wears tragically goofy footwear and has sleep in their eyes.
*today I saw Mary [the bozo] staggering to the bus stop in the rain. Her sneakers were barely on- they were [untied] and she was walking in them like they were clogs. What a little [BOZO]!*
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-define tekashi69

**tekashi69**: A guy who thinks he's cool with is LGBT [skittles rainbow] hair and is full body of 69 [tats]. but come to find out he's just [a weirdo] who raped a 13 year old and denied it and also he ain't about shit.
*Guy 1: did you [hear] [about that] tekashi69 guy

Guy2:: I hear he's [a lame]*
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-define jid

**jid**: any [type] of [jewish] [child].
*[hey look] at the jids [running] to the jid [school bus] !*
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-define NAV

**Nav**: A word to describe an attractive male. sexy, [fashionable], Fit, HOT. short for [Navid]. usually has [great hair].
*"Man, that guy is so Nav"
"woaahh, [check out] [the Nav] over there!"
"i've [bagged] myself a hot Nav"*
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-define drake

**Drake**: A "[rapper]" who is really more of a [singer] than a rapper. When he tries to rap he just sounds weird and [out of place].
*Bob: Have you heard the [rapper] Drake?
Bill: [Rapper]? I thought he was a [singer]!*
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-define travis scott

**travis scott**: [A real nigga]
*"Only [real niggas] keep you [float]" said by [Travis Scott]*
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-define ice cube

**ice cube**: [Truly] [the wrong] nigga [to fuck] with
*don't [fuck with] ice cube*
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-define eazy e

**Eazy E**: Born [Eric Wright]. Eazy E was born in Compton on September 7, 1963. A former [drug pusher] and 10th grade dropout Eazy puts his stuff together with Ice Cube and Dr Dre to make "Boyz n the Hood'. Eric W. meets J Heller and together they form Ruthless Records.With a new label and Dre, Ice Cube, Dj YElla,Eazy E, and MC Ren, the West Coast gangsta rap group N.W.A releases Straight Outta Compton a controversial album of ghetto LA life. The group releases the single "Fuck tha Police" which leads to the FBI sending a warning letter to Ruthless. Eazy released 'Eazy duz it' his only complete solo album in 88. Ice Cubes leaves NWA which leads to Dr. Dre also leaving NWA. [Eazy's] career was in trouble now, with Dre gone no one could produce the beats. This lead to Ruthless spirlaing downward. In desperation Eazy signs Bone Thugs n Harmony, which becomes a huge group.Eazy releases tracks once in a while, but in mid March of 95 Eazy finds out he has AIDS and 10 days later he dies of [AIDS related] lung illness. RIP EAZY 63-95
*"[Eazy's] [fued] with Dre was heated but they needed each other Dre perfected the beat while [Eazy] locked the flow"*
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-define 21 savage

**21 Savage**: A [rapper] who sounds like he just [woke up] from having an intense [cocaine] high.
*[Lamar] "Yo [21 savage] sound like he be just [wakin] up from a dope ass rave".*
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-define metro boomin

**metro boomin**: [Metro boomin] is a producer and songwriter who is currently based in Atlanta and works with many young artists in the hip hop. He is known for his collaboration with future and drake and many others he also very Creative with his Instrumentals using various [808's]. Metro boomin uses [fl studio] to produce amazing instrumentals.
*Chris:Damn cuz you hear that new heat from future produced by [Metro boomin]

James:Yeah [famm] that beat got me hyped where can I get that heat

Chris: I'll probably get the [metro boomin] [drum kit] it will probably be on hipstrumentals real soon

James: Aiight man.*
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-define murda beatz

**beatz**: Beats can have two definitions.

"[Beatz]" can mean the type of music you would hear at a [rave].

It can also be used as an adjective to describe something as being good. (Usually found in [Scotland])
*"I want to go to a rave and hear all the beatz, man"

"[Haw] [whet], that party [wiz] pure beatz."*
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-define clothes

**clothes**: [The most] effective [form] of [contraception].
*[Gavin] dry-humped [Roberta] on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, [copulation] was avoided.*
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-define cancellation

**cancellation**: When a guy gets [rejected] by a girl in [front] of his [homeboys]
*"Man, [we need] to help [Johnny] with his game. He is getting cancellations [all night]."*
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-define interceptions

**Intercepting**: the art of excitedly returning to your email [inbox] after receiving a [notification] about someone 'commenting' on anything you are involved with on facebook. Intercepting is only necessary if the comment is not there, which means the [publisher] deleted the comment. Intercepting is usually done after 11pm.
*We did a lot of [intercepting] at [Amrit's] [house] last night!*
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**Pat**: The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female [touches] your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before [going on a date] with an [incredibly hot] girl.
*His [girlfriend] made him [pat] last night, isn't that [embarrassing].*
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