**SINBAD**: SINBAD is an acronym of "Single [Income], [No Boyfriend] And Desperate" which describes a single desperate [city girl].
*She's a [typical] SINBAD*
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-define homosexuality

**homosexuality**: The same-same [sexual orientation]—once considered a crime in the developed world—is today celebrated in pride parades, and even used as a sign to [gauge] how open and [innovative] a city or country is.
*In a number of African societies and "[Muslim] nations," [politicians] and liberal citizens can be [jailed], stoned, or even killed, if they're caught promoting or practicing homosexuality.*
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-define define

**define**: What [Urban Dictionary] doesn't do.
*[Jim]: Don't [worry] I looked up on [Urban Dictionary]
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything*
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-define sinbad

**SINBAD**: SINBAD is an acronym of "Single [Income], [No Boyfriend] And Desperate" which describes a single desperate [city girl].
*She's a [typical] SINBAD*
*(<http://sinbad.urbanup.com/2544122>)* *9 more results*

Wtf

<:oldguy:511590480853598219>

Dont put in 89

You have been warned

-define egirl

**egirl**: an egirl is a species of emo usually found on [tiktok] but commonly spends time on tumblr. can be found wearing pink eyeshadow with a large wing, little hearts under the eyes and a blushed nose. normally wearing some type of shirt from urban outfitters over a longsleeve [striped shirt]. commonly found doing [the me]!me!me! dance but has probably never seen it before.
*did you see that egirl doing a [ahegao] face [unironically]??

[yeah man]*
*(<http://egirl.urbanup.com/13564809>)* *9 more results*

-define respect

**Respect**: [Treating] people in a positive manner that acknowledges them for who they are and/or what they are doing. Being treated or [treating] an individual in a dignified manner.
Respect is earned and is never just given. BUT, you must give respect to receive respect. Meaning when you interact with an individual you treat them with dignity and in a respectful manner as this shows your character as a person. And the respect will be [reciprocated]. You must always behave in a respectful manner as this reflects on you, your character, integrity and values of who you are as a person.

No one owes you respect until you have earned it, so there is no such thing as I will give it after they [give it to me] first. That attitude is a disrespectful action to anyone you interact with as it insinuates that you do not trust them to [act accordingly], and implies that they "owe" you respect before you will give it. That will cause people to LOSE respect for you or never gain it in the first place. When you first meet someone, everyone is given the [benefit of the doubt] that they are a respectable individual. Questioning their integrity(respect) before you have even met them and "expecting" respect to be given without giving it yourself is insulting and condescending to that person and is judging them in a negative light when you know absolutely nothing about them.

Thus,
To get respect, you must give it. So respectful behavior should just be part of how you act as a person 100% of the time.
*Everyone deserves a [basic] amount of [respect] as an [individual] until proven otherwise.*
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-define android

**android**: The famous Google made [operating system] for [mobile phones]. First debuted on the [T-mobile G1], android is used on many different phones. Much can be done to the linux-based mobile operating system.
*Guy - "Dude! That guys phone looks cool!"
Nerdy Guy- "That phone runs android!"

Nerd1- "I [got root] on my nexus, which is running android [eclair]! Now to [overclock]!"

Nerd2- "freakin awesome!!!"*
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-define ios

**iOS**: The [mobile] [operating system] for Apple mobile products. [Android] and iOS are direct rivals. Personally, I believe Android is better for more advanced users, and iOS is for users who want a more simpleminded experience.
*iOS is [developed] and maintained by [Apple]. It was created by [Steve Jobs].*
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-define bill gates

**Bill Gates**: [correction], his current stock is worth over $100 billion now. Plus he donated $32 billion to educational purposes. Hes [a good man] and a [philanthropist] who made our world alot easier through Microsoft.
*Bill Gates does not dress up like [P. Diddy] ...even though hes a [thousand] times [richer] than him.*
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-define jeff bezos

**Jeff Bezos**: An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s [ample], efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the [prolific] CEO of [Amazon] and the success that can be attributed to him.
*“bro [look at this]”
“dude that’s pretty [jeff bezos]”
“[wtf] did you just say?”*
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-define neymar

**Neymar**: the new star of brazilian football.
Equally skilled than their compatriots [Ronaldinho] and Ronaldo, Neymar plays for [FC Barcelona] in Spain. This call to become the next great player from Brazil in the 2014 World Cup. Regates improbable, shots are accurate and genius Neymar [cover letter]!
*If [Messi] and towards the front of [Barcelona] was dangerous, now with the arrival of Neymar, the team is [shaping] up much more powerful on offense!*
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-define war

**war**: does not [determine] who is [right], but who is [left].
*[war in] [iraq], the only thing that makes [CNN] worth watching.*
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-define alex jones

**Alex Jones**: A fat and bigoted [know-nothing] who has wet dreams about raising his own [white nationalist] version of the [Vietcong] to take over the U.S. Believes blacks and Jews are plotting to take over the world. Paradoxically calls himself a patriot while threatening the U.S. military. Frequently jerks off to pictures he drew himself depicting the Founding Fathers having sex with top members of the Nazi regime whilst wearing a three corner hat. Occasionally seen sucking cock.
*"You see that interview [Piers Morgan] had with Alex Jones? What a [fat piece of shit] moron!"

"Man, you suck more cock than Alex Jones!"

"Alex Jones has a tattoo of Hitler on his balls".

"Alex Jones has micropenis and likes to [get tea] bagged by tea bagging patriots dressed like a slave master from colonial times."*
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-define jeff bozo

**Bozo**: A fluffy and lumpy dumb person who struggles through everyday activities like getting to work fully clothed and [in one piece]. Often used affectionately but with an [eye roll]. Said [bozo] typically wears tragically goofy footwear and has sleep in their eyes.
*today I saw Mary [the bozo] staggering to the bus stop in the rain. Her sneakers were barely on- they were [untied] and she was walking in them like they were clogs. What a little [BOZO]!*
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-define tekashi69

**tekashi69**: A guy who thinks he's cool with is LGBT [skittles rainbow] hair and is full body of 69 [tats]. but come to find out he's just [a weirdo] who raped a 13 year old and denied it and also he ain't about shit.
*Guy 1: did you [hear] [about that] tekashi69 guy

Guy2:: I hear he's [a lame]*
*(<http://tekashi69.urbanup.com/11887657>)*

-define jid

**jid**: any [type] of [jewish] [child].
*[hey look] at the jids [running] to the jid [school bus] !*
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-define NAV

**Nav**: A word to describe an attractive male. sexy, [fashionable], Fit, HOT. short for [Navid]. usually has [great hair].
*"Man, that guy is so Nav"
"woaahh, [check out] [the Nav] over there!"
"i've [bagged] myself a hot Nav"*
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-define drake

**Drake**: A "[rapper]" who is really more of a [singer] than a rapper. When he tries to rap he just sounds weird and [out of place].
*Bob: Have you heard the [rapper] Drake?
Bill: [Rapper]? I thought he was a [singer]!*
*(<http://drake.urbanup.com/12356550>)* *9 more results*

-define travis scott