you can grip it

that's the gripzone

that is a sick bottle

😏

true

literally

the virgin nalgene is uniformly shaped

🤔

slips out of your hand

nalgenes are a bad meme

These are the most common bottle shapes here in the states.

pedialyte is the superior bottled operator beverage

false

explain

water is superior

just look at it

water is for pee pee out your salt

pedialyte was designed for kiddos

not good

white claw is the superior operator beverage 😏

and you probably aren’t a child

so drink water

I was told it was made for military and marketed to children because that’s a bigger market

shit’s everywhere on military bases

No its not

it’s because all marines are kids

and Mexican

Maybe where marins are

army

Def not army bases

lmao

Nigga marins are at JBLM

Its called Joint Base for a reason

there’s more than two branches

Peak operator beverage.

damn mars camo

Yes I know pretty much all the brqnches are at Joint Base Lewis-McChord

if a fucking muj sees a pedalyte bottle in a firefight

its in the name

what do you think he’ll do

have sex with you