Message from @sick

Discord ID: 618461863134363699


2019-09-03 15:04:53 UTC  

fuck paying money for a reusable bottle

2019-09-03 15:05:01 UTC  

drink that mf water

2019-09-03 15:05:08 UTC  

I also fucking love littering

2019-09-03 15:05:11 UTC  

it’s not larping if it’s not a canteen

2019-09-03 15:05:13 UTC  

Fuck the environment

2019-09-03 15:05:28 UTC  

cag uses water bottles

2019-09-03 15:05:28 UTC  

I want Piss Earth 2019

2019-09-03 15:05:35 UTC  

so it’s clone correct to use water bottles

2019-09-03 15:05:39 UTC  

kek

2019-09-03 15:05:45 UTC  

why is every burger so confused by dem bottles.. what kinda bottles do you use?

2019-09-03 15:06:01 UTC  

they don’t have a random tumor on the top

2019-09-03 15:06:04 UTC  

One that doesnt have balls in the shape

2019-09-03 15:06:16 UTC  

But i dunno

2019-09-03 15:06:16 UTC  

the look like tubes with a cap not whatever the hell you have

2019-09-03 15:06:18 UTC  

that’s a peak bottle shape

2019-09-03 15:06:23 UTC  

you can grip it

2019-09-03 15:06:24 UTC  

that's the gripzone

2019-09-03 15:06:26 UTC  

that is a sick bottle

2019-09-03 15:06:30 UTC  

😏

2019-09-03 15:06:34 UTC  

true

2019-09-03 15:06:38 UTC  

literally

2019-09-03 15:06:46 UTC  

the virgin nalgene is uniformly shaped

2019-09-03 15:06:51 UTC  

🤔

2019-09-03 15:06:56 UTC  

slips out of your hand

2019-09-03 15:07:05 UTC  

nalgenes are a bad meme

2019-09-03 15:07:19 UTC  

These are the most common bottle shapes here in the states.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558106673911169035/618462034522013707/bottles-of-deer-park-spring-water.png

2019-09-03 15:07:27 UTC  

pedialyte is the superior bottled operator beverage

2019-09-03 15:08:00 UTC  

false

2019-09-03 15:08:06 UTC  

explain

2019-09-03 15:08:12 UTC  

water is superior

2019-09-03 15:08:15 UTC  

just look at it

2019-09-03 15:08:34 UTC  

water is for pee pee out your salt

2019-09-03 15:08:39 UTC  

pedialyte was designed for kiddos

2019-09-03 15:08:42 UTC  

not good

2019-09-03 15:08:45 UTC  

white claw is the superior operator beverage 😏

2019-09-03 15:08:47 UTC  

and you probably aren’t a child

2019-09-03 15:08:52 UTC  

so drink water

2019-09-03 15:09:22 UTC  

I was told it was made for military and marketed to children because that’s a bigger market

2019-09-03 15:09:31 UTC  

shit’s everywhere on military bases

2019-09-03 15:09:37 UTC  

No its not

2019-09-03 15:09:41 UTC  

it’s because all marines are kids