right now, i'm just that dude that's reality checking some children with big cryes and chicken legs

This guy doesn't know about xof but wants to be a gear queer hahahahaha

I don’t have crye pants

You're above your paygrade dude

And I wear too short a short to have chicken legs

You’re not allowed to call people chicken legs if you’re certifiably fat

He's ynh shaped

How short is your inseam, pussy

@Juicy combat gnome detected

Me, a gnome

Damn sunshine I was faking that whole time

lets see those gams juicy

Y’all didn’t even see my platform shoes

your shorts ain't as short as mine i bet

You got gnmoed

The nigga using 40S pants is calling someone else a gnome

I’m 5’15” nigga

Tf is this retarded shit

🤔

"i didnt know they stacked shit that high"

hahah classic line :^)

"you tryin to slip an inch in on me, private?!

They don’t, it’s 100% cum that makes me this tall

Backed Up Tall Nigga role when

If you masturbate, you're wrong.

Ok but no shit I need money, 250 shipped

Post a picture of your license and I’ll get them to let you in

@Beekeeper enjoy your statistically higher likelihood of prostate cancer

Keep telling yourself that, goy

@glacial pace i'm legit not even mad about that. the ronin belt thing was dishonorabu though

Sike

Man Look at the time

I just like making big cums in my fiancee man why you gotta be so hateful

Real asshurt hours

@Beekeeper yeah i dont have to because science is replicable, even if i stopped telling myself that it would be true

I bet you think cigarettes actually give you cancer too

Lmao

lmao

Lung butter repels the chemtrails

Idiot

>believing big pharma