This is 100% satire

your life is the satire

>baofeng

>anime girl

This was a good troll

I've had like 4 people mire the dirty Toyota today

the fuck kind of shitty place do you live in where people are ogling a toyota

dont brag about that

Idk bro the fzj80 is known worldwide for being swagger machine max

no its not

That and niggas see uncommon bodytype and M/Ts and go WAO

its an old ass rust bucket

Not unlike your lard ass

probably has 400k and been rebuilt twice

dont brag about that

280, original everything, zero rust

Just getting broken in

oh wow i was only off by 100k

I'll still have it at 400k lol

the point at which non poors sell their vehicle

I mean I bought it at 270

i will say, as a cheap bastard

well there goes that

i was going to say, as a cheap bastard, respect for keeping it running that long

but literally you just bought a car with 270k miles on it

It's not an accomplishment to get a 1FZ to 300k

its not an accomplishment to buy a nice car with 270k miles on it

either

and thats not really even a nice car

When did I claim it was retard

hey dont get mad

remember the no bully emote is here for times like this

i'll respek ur safeword

bb

You couldn't bully a fly out of a restaurant or some shit

stealing my line

im gonna save ur picture

daddy gucci is teaching u well i see

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Save this dick