Im not payin 700$ when i was told i could hunt there anytime by his parents

I went to the zoo and asked all the animals on their stance on Israel vs Palestine
Parakeets - Pro Israel
Goats - Palestine
Hyenas - half and half
Monkeys - Palestine
Camel - Israel
Bears - half pro Jewish, anti Israel half anti jewish pro Israel
Lemurs - pro Israel
Gibbon - pro Saudi Arabia
Peacocks - anti nationalist
Deer - hate Trump
Wolves - anti Palestine staunchly, don't care for Israel
Weird chicken bird - wouldn't respond
Donkey - supports unions, gay rights, believes in social security, dislikes Republicans and elephants, fiercely pro Israel
Brahma - support Democratic party, possibly pro Israel
Rhea - pro Palestine, against female circumcision
Emus - support a two state solution
Eland - pro Israel
Aoudad - support states rights, are Federalists, won't support Israel or Palestine.
Gators - saying "the Jewish question", and "mein Kampf", support Richard Wagner
Baboon - i don't speak baboon, probably listen to Indian folk music
Parrots - they believe we should bomb Iran, put sanctions on iraq, continue the war in Yemen, buy weapons from Saudi Arabia, assassinate the president of Sudan, merge Palestine Yemen and Israel into the zionist-freedom state, it keeps getting worse
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They have deer at the zoo?

Boomer teir comedy

Kys fren

You are boomer

No u

Haha, take that

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I’ll bet you don’t even use synthetic oil

Millenials and your synthetic oil thats whats wrong with this county now uh day

Back in my day we used old tractor oil for our cars and to lube our M1 guh-rands

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Now thats a rifle

@SomeWarrior only reason I don't is my mom doesn't want guns in the house. I should be able to move out within a year and I plan on buying my first gun the day i move out to celebrate. Either a G19 or an 80% ar lower. Trust me, I'm not gunless by choice.

Not just coming home with a new gun one day

1) I respect my parents. They allow me to live on their property. 2) My mom would kick me out or force me to sell it. She's not a push over. I could keep it at my uncle's but that almost seems.... cucked.

Keep em with me fren

You got room in the ol' prison wallet?

Oh boy do i ever

Awesome. Just send me your address, cradit cars number, a list of your aliases, and your favorite boating locations and I'll send it right over.

Well i dont see why not

Baofeng squad

Damn thats a longboy antenna

Fortunately it folds

Anyone know where I can get my hands on one of those Kram spacers?

man i remember when my mom didnt want me to buy guns

then i showed her one i bought and she thought it was super fuckin cool

she really likes my walther p38

My mother always disliked guns. I just bought them anyways because what was she going to do? Kick out her main source of free farm labor?

My mom didnt care for em but based father had the final say on that

what baofeng? UV-82 HP?

"woman, this boy's gonna grow up to be a man. Give him a gun"

82HP is lit

I just decided fairly early on that I wasn't going to be stuck defending my livestock with nothing but a stick.

Bought a scar the day I turned 18. Didn't even hide it, just kept it in my room.

And now he lives in a van down by the river

Homeless man with a SCAR

Powerful

Stunning and brave

Tyfys