Message from @FA
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Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
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WAIT
Brigade banned personal plate carriers, so I started setting this up for my personal firearms. Some Rhodesian brushstroke kydex FAL magazine pouches to put on the belt, a zip on assaulter panel to attach to the back, a hentai x-ray cumshot patch from that mystery patch sale that Badgerhound did forever ago
Turning it into a meme
This is so sad
Could you at least use the MSV or SPC?
Stanags because I loaned my other Pmags to a buddy to go to the range because I was on recover from CQ duty
Unfortunately not
Owie zowie
Post hentai
They put out a policy letter stating we were to wear our issued IOTV's until we deployed, at which point we'd be wearing the Gen IV IOTV's from RFI
😱
I put a Source hydration bladder in the assaulter panel and realized it looks like it's cumming across my kit
Wtc literal cummies brain patch
WGW?
Badgerhound, iirc
Someone commissioned for like 50 to be made, but never got back or responded to them about payment and shipping, so they got sold as a mystery patch after a month or so
😔
I've had people messaging me about "making it worth my while" to buy it off of me, but I think im going to hold on to it for a while
This nigga barely got here and already succ Rob
Smg
whats with arg coming here
smh
Yikes
Get this gay ass cum nigger outta here
I need some PPS-43 magazine pouches made to put on my JPC
Hmmmm..... The South African FAL, or the BSAP Enfield for this job?
Both
Works for me
get bfg mp7 mag pouches
or those real tall tacos
I'll check them out
Gonna use this deployment money on a nice used car and to start an NFA trust with my dad and twin