Attention:
Mandatory Penis Inspection
October 2019
This is a mandatory inspection for all newfags, <@&558119990725705748> s and <@&559943777024737292> s. The mandatory health inspections will be conducted on October 28 2019. The inspections will be held from 2:40 up until 6:00. All <@&559943777024737292> s and <@&558119990725705748> s who do not complete this inspection will need to complete an inspections held on October 31 2019. If a newfag fails to complete either of these inspections, they will be forced to be “stop and frisked” and show the gatekeeper that conducts this search his penis.
Please note that uncircumcised newfags will have to report to the uncircumcised line. This line will see mandatory circumcisions as circumcision is a lead factor in unaccented deaths.
In order to pass, a newfag must complete three tasks: have foreskin cleanly cut off, pubescent hair must be under two inches, and receive a penis vaccination. If these tasks are completed, the newfag will receive <@&558103330405220383> . If these requirements are not met, the newfag will marinate.
\Note, <@&558103330405220383> holders who fail to complete a penis inspection will not receive @oldfag*

>foreskin cut off

neck yourself kike

you read quick

for an <@&558119990725705748>

autism trumps all

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/324642291044057099/604025620732575754/Epic_Win.gif

I got my penis vaccination 2 weeks ago can I bring in doctor's note?

only if you provide a picture

Careful, overdose of penile canal stimulant injections can lead to joeitis, as pictured below. Warn your physician of recent cock and ball injections.

That's from Dr. A. Ok.
Anthony Ok

I see no good

your penis is no good, sir

I meant a picture of your penis

@AngryWhiteGuy

Oh

Dang

Best I can do is this medical sociology book

you’ll have to speak with the resident head of gatekeeping, @Cataclysmo

that is probably the most post modern subject I can think of when it comes to medicine

he’s the head of the complaint department

'hmm, is it really culturally objective to say NOT to eat the stillborn?'

Yes?

Warning: Falsification of penis inspection pass will be met with a government santioned 2 day sissy hypno session

🤔

God. Please get me out of here

😂

you’ve always been allowed to leave the discord

No. Just want access again

@🇰🇵VKNG🇰🇵drunkensodomy get one of these newfags to kill himself, and you'll get access

@A S are you going to post gear?

@🇰🇵VKNG🇰🇵drunkensodomy you want access, send me achohol and you'll get your wish

Bruh. Are you retarded?

he wants a ukranian?

Mail order bride?

@A S Jesus, how fucking old are you? Does your mom know you have discord?

mommy no need to know

@A S kill yourself

nice try